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    Lawyer Jokes

    OK. Since we now have a Legal/Legislative section, I think the time is right for a lawyers joke thread. Enjoy!

    Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
    Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

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    Re: Lawyer Jokes

    What do you call 99 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.

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