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    Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    How do you get lost in a corn maze...??? Yes you start out lost for entertainment, but the fact is that they could not just walk thru the corn maze walls to get out. Really surprise folks like these survive this long on this wonderful planet


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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Heard about this on the radio this morning... They didn't play the extended audio that states the place closed while they were in there and it was getting dark.

    That being said, if they couldn't figure out how to knock down a row of corn, maybe they should not be allowed out of the house without a helmet. The guy's 42?!

    ...and to think... they've successfully mated and produced offspring. That kid's doomed to get lost in a 4 door out house.
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    I'd just pull out my phone at look at the GPS...
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    "I wouldn't have called emergency services in this situation..






    Unless there were zombies."
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    really?

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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    ...and to think... they've successfully mated and produced offspring..
    yes and these offsprings are everywhere.....

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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    "I wouldn't have called emergency services in this situation..






    Unless there were zombies."
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    good to know these geniuses have bred already
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerinWstuff View Post
    good to know these geniuses have bred already
    Maybe you genius should figure out how genetics actually work. Intelligence of the parents have nothing to do with how intelligent their offspring will be, nothing at all. Which is why eugenics doesn't work.

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    wow holy Jesus. Good thing everything is all literal here on the CSC all of a sudden
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Quote Originally Posted by laspariahs View Post
    Maybe you genius should figure out how genetics actually work. Intelligence of the parents have nothing to do with how intelligent their offspring will be, nothing at all. Which is why eugenics doesn't work.
    Actually, you are incorrect. Genetics have everything to do with your intelligence. Scientists have even started to isolate the genes ALDH5A1, CHRM2 and FADS2 has having a high significant probability of leading to a higher IQ. Studies have an estimate of IQ heredity in the range of approximately 70% (probably due to recombinations/mutations).
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    ^^^ Yeah so take that you literal non sarcasm comprehending ass wagon!!!


    Edit: Comment aimed towards laspariahs. Good job zpurpleroom....good job
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    They should be neutered and spayed, accordingly
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Quote Originally Posted by laspariahs View Post
    Maybe you genius should figure out how genetics actually work. Intelligence of the parents have nothing to do with how intelligent their offspring will be, nothing at all. Which is why eugenics doesn't work.
    inherited or learned genius, the stupid parents still bred and will be influencing their offspring
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerinWstuff View Post
    inherited or learned genius, the stupid parents still bred and will be influencing their offspring
    Yea it's kind of a lose, lose situation so if it's not genetics then the smart baby was made dumb by the dumb parents!

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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Funny, I was thinking about this thread when I was at Miller's this weekend...they have a corn maze. My 9 yo son wanted to try it himself....I gave him a shot at it, I went through by myself and then waited for about 10 mins. He didn't come out so I went back in after him, he was 2 turns from the end...almost made it. I was surprised that he wasn't scared. He was insistent that he'd just walk straight out if he got scared, I got a kick out of that.
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Miller's
    Where is that?

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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Maybe they could have called 411 and called the place and tell them that they where incapable of being smarter than a fifth grader. Then possibly have the people who made the maze come and get them out since they were to stupid to escape on their own but they should have let their baby crawl on the ground and lead them out.
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    Re: Family Lost In Corn Maze Dials 911 For Help

    Quote Originally Posted by laspariahs View Post
    Maybe you genius should figure out how genetics actually work.
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