Petition to ban Mother Goose

[Sean]

I would like to propose a petition to temporarily ban Mother Goose. Not a full ban, but more of a "sit in the corner with a dunce hat on" type of ban. We cannot let this behavior continue. If we don't do something about it now, it may get out of hand, and we may not be able to do anything about it later

Here are my 10 reasons:

1. he has bad jokes
2. he usually smells like margarita's and Stetson cologne
3. he posted a spoiler to the results of a very important MotoGP race on fb
4. I'm pretty sure no one actually likes him
5. he stole my idea for the "get back in shape" thread (even though he did give me credit)
6. His life is a lie, he does not have 27,000 posts
7. he is neither a mother, or a goose, as far as I can tell
8. he is to even tempered to be considered a "glass case of emotion"
9. I don't believe that he really rides, his bike is way to pretty and clean
10. he is an Asshole Nazi devil moderator out to get each and every one of you.


I think I have made my argument clear and obvious. Further, I think with enough people on board, we can make a difference. If you feel there are additional reasons for this ban, please let them be known. All in favor, say "I".

[OUTLAWD]

you spend too much time in Boulder...this is the real world, where publicly speaking out against authority is not tolerated...

[deadline]

Here is what Urban Dictionary had to say:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=mother+goose

[deadline]

Ironically... Here is what it says about Sean!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sean

[The GECCO]

The joke's on you, Sean! Mother Goose doesn't actually exist, he's a figment of our collective imagination!

[madvlad]

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[rforsythe]

you spend too much time in Boulder...this is the real world, where publicly speaking out against authority is not tolerated...

True! Fortunately the only authority I recognize is my own, so Ma Gizzoose has been sent to time out. I fixed his post count too.

[thankgod]

[sloridr]

Epic......

[Sean]

True! Fortunately the only authority I recognize is my own, so Ma Gizzoose has been sent to time out. I fixed his post count too.

Ralph with the mutha f'ing epic win!





Jesus- beard
Chuck Norris- beard
Al Borland- beard*
Ralph- beard


*not as epic of a figure, but still counts

[grim]

this thread is amazing!

[BC14]

Sean needs to go out and ride more.... Winter shall be tough on the young lad.

[rybo]

you do know that Ralph dressed up as Jesus some years ago for halloween, don't you - you should have seen it. Jesus cruiser sandals and all

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Ralph with the mutha f'ing epic win!





Jesus- beard
Chuck Norris- beard
Al Borland- beard*
Ralph- beard


*not as epic of a figure, but still counts

[salsashark]

3. he posted a spoiler to the results of a very important MotoGP race on fb

Because you didn't know how that was going to play out....

[Sean]

you do know that Ralph dressed up as Jesus some years ago for halloween, don't you - you should have seen it. Jesus cruiser sandals and all

I did not, but I would love to see pictures of it. I can see Jesus easier than Chuck Norris or Al Borland.

Because you didn't know how that was going to play out....

You never know. There have been some real strong contenders these days. Plus, you never know who's going to crash. Said winner made a big mistake that almost caused him to crash last week, it could have happened this week.

[Sean]

That's all I wanted to add.

[TinkerinWstuff]

don't forget his fail on the bike of the month thread

not that I've had any good pics to contribute - but if the thread's not updated, it's still his fault.

[Sean]

don't forget his fail on the bike of the month thread

Valid. And let's not forget about the scavenger hunt. He gave it to the CSC one year and then just let it go. I feel as though he's just playing with our emotions. It's like an abusive relationship, but there are no bruises...on the outside.

[OUTLAWD]

Valid. And let's not forget about the scavenger hunt. He gave it to the CSC one year and then just let it go. I feel as though he's just playing with our emotions. It's like an abusive relationship, but there are no bruises...on the outside.

I have outside bruises too!

[TinkerinWstuff]

I was so upset about the scavenger hunt that I'd blocked it from my memory.

thanks for re-opening that wound

[Devaclis]

I will now OCCUPY CSC Until Wicky is brought back. He had the boots with the fur

[sloridr]

I will now OCCUPY CSC Until Wicky is brought back. He had the boots with the fur

Sweet two birds one stone!

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

I'm gonna miss the videos of ppl cutting him off, ppl not using blinkers when changing lanes, and people just being normal, but pissing wick off

[cptschlongenheimer]

IBFTMG.