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  1. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 09:27 AM #1
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    Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Moco 0930 KSU 10:00

    Should be a little warmer but bring layers we will be going up squaw pass. There is a specific aspen tree we need to stop at and make sweet sweet love to because it saved my friends bike from total disaster.

    Final route TBD based on temperature and who wants to go where.

    Gear: I will give you $20 dollars out of my own pocket if you show up in a bikini TOP and a thong....That is all!
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  2. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 09:33 AM #2
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    oh my tree my sweet sweet tree. ps i will not be dragging knee in 34degree weather on this one!

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  3. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 09:54 AM #3
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    This just in, apparently i am bringing cookies to this ride!
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Cookies, tree sex, bikinis and thongs. Going to be hard to resist.
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    and i will supply gas station hot coco. that is all see you there

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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Lol no moolah or else I'd go, this wedding bled my pocket till the 5th lol. Say hi to tree for me
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    I will be there to collect my $20 bucks and some of Grim's cookies .. altho, my bikini and thong will not be a pretty sight :shudder:
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  8. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 11:14 AM #8
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    I will be there to collect my $20 bucks and some of Grim's cookies .. altho, my bikini and thong will not be a pretty sight :shudder:
    I've seen your facebook photos!!
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    I've seen your facebook photos!!
    Orly?
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  10. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 12:09 PM #10
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    You're crazy man.

    Didn't you get the memo? The Colorado riding season officially ended last Sunday
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    wrong clovis...it ended monday when it was 80 deg.
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11



    Bikini and thong?

    Boxers and briefs!!
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  13. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 01:04 PM #13
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Joe Siphek View Post
    wrong clovis...it ended monday when it was 80 deg.
    You are both wrong it never ends for me!!!

    Although my wife keeps asking :Is this going to be the last mountain ride" My response: "Meh maybe!!"
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Nooch View Post
    Orly?
    Yea goes from Facebook to Fleshbook as fast as you can get your hand down yo......ill stop there!
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  15. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 01:10 PM #15
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Squisha View Post


    Bikini and thong?

    Boxers and briefs!!
    By gorge your right...i shall adjust immediately!
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  16. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 01:18 PM #16
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Clovis View Post
    You're crazy man.

    Didn't you get the memo? The Colorado riding season officially ended last Sunday
    That was the one that was addressed, "attention pussies:"?

    for the rest of us, the season reopened this afternoon.


    Grim, I think group sex with trees is taking the term "tree hugger" a bit too seriously
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  17. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 01:25 PM #17
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerinWstuff View Post
    That was the one that was addressed, "attention pussies:"?

    for the rest of us, the season reopened this afternoon.


    Grim, I don't think group sex with trees is taking the term "tree hugger" a bit too seriously
    Perhaps you need to be more educated as to why one would want to perform such an act??

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  18. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 01:34 PM #18
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Lets make this thread interesting!!!!

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  19. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 01:40 PM #19
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    damn.

    ok, I'd consider it. But if I can get away from the family this weekend, it will involve firearms and dead animals.
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  20. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 01:47 PM #20
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    That's certainly true but:

    1) Monday is a work day
    2) I got a large speeding ticket on Sunday so my season ended =P

    Also, Evergreen's high on Saturday is 54 degrees and it's only 52 on Sunday.

    Which means Squaw pass will probably be 40-45 degrees.

    I rode last Saturday to Evergreen in that temp and it sucked. It wouldn't be bad if you have heated gear though.

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    wrong clovis...it ended monday when it was 80 deg.
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Clovis View Post
    That's certainly true but:

    1) Monday is a work day
    2) I got a large speeding ticket on Sunday so my season ended =P

    Also, Evergreen's high on Saturday is 54 degrees and it's only 52 on Sunday.

    Which means Squaw pass will probably be 40-45 degrees.

    I rode last Saturday to Evergreen in that temp and it sucked. It wouldn't be bad if you have heated gear though.

    Don't be a baby about the cold...And the following tree saving epicness was done at a temperature of about 35 degrees this Sunday will be at least 45 degrees.
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  22. Thu Oct 27th, 2011, 02:04 PM #22
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    How you forget that just getting to Evergreen itself is a 2 hour ride, each way

    I don't do my "long" rides because I want to, I do them because I live so far away from the northern roads =P
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    Don't be a baby about the cold...And the following tree saving epicness was done at a temperature of about 35 degrees this Sunday will be at least 45 degrees.
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    Re: Lets have sex with an aspen tree 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Clovis View Post
    I don't do my "long" rides because I want to, I do them because I live so far away from the northern roads =P
    You are full of shit my friend. You do too ride long ass rides because you want to!! You hardly ever come up north you always go to Gunnison!!
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