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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Try injuring yourself like a man:


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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    ^^^ that's what mine looked like but I had cleaned it and my hand was swelling so much it was pushing the split together.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    But did you do yours with a table knife?

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    When I was a little kid I cut my thumb to the bone with a knife trying to slice an apple.
    And any time you give me an X-Acto there's always some sort of bloodshed going on!

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by Penadam View Post
    But did you do yours with a table knife?
    No mine was done with a very sharp very thick folding knife.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    No mine was done with a very sharp very thick folding knife.
    Wuss

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    Feels good once the Pressure is all out of the nail doesn't it?

    it was throbbing for a day or so b4 i drilled it out... and then it was like i could see clear blue skies again! Relief! Later I found that you can heat up a pin with a lighter and poke it in there, guess it stinks a little. I would be worried about going too far on a tender boo-boo like that.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by Penadam View Post
    Try injuring yourself like a man:


    this has the makings of a great thread!

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by Penadam View Post
    Wuss
    Retard

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by cbrjohnny View Post
    it was throbbing for a day or so b4 i drilled it out... and then it was like i could see clear blue skies again! Relief! Later I found that you can heat up a pin with a lighter and poke it in there, guess it stinks a little. I would be worried about going too far on a tender boo-boo like that.
    Yea I have seen people do that but it doesn't relieve the pressure as well as a drill bit because the hole isnt large enough for the blood to get out as fast. I prefer the drill bit method...or not slamming my fingers into shit or hitting them with a hammer.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    No pictures, but years ago I cut my thumb on a freshly sharpened deli-meat slicer. Yeah the rotary one. Thank god it was off so I only needed 7 stitches...
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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    This is going to get fun... Seen a lot on the Ambalace. One of my worst was when I was washing a glass in the sink and it shattered. Cut all the way through the center of the "webbing" between my thumb and index finger. Im not kidding when I say that I could literally spread those two fingers apart another two inches. Crazy place for a cut, I could see everything in my hand... Fat, muscle, tendons.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Moar gruesome cut stories......

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Tetanus shot. That is all.
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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    i cut my leg when i was younger on barbed wire. 12 stiches on the inside, 12 on the outside... the end. i was 12 years old and didnt know what a camera looked like but i still have the scar lol

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Well none of you p*ssies have been stabbed, so I rule because I have been twice

    Once in High School for messing around with the wrong Latina girl and the b*tch pulled a box cutter on me and gave me 8 stiches on my right arm bicep!

    Second time was after a fist fight I won and the guy pulled out a knife and came at me. I blocked it from hitting my chest and got a one inch gash, but the worst part is he cut 7 tendons in my wrist. Tendons sprang back into my arm, so after surgery, where they had to cut me to find the tendons, it was at least 50 stiches and left me a cool Z scare on my right wrist.


    Barn needs to post up his injury to his arm! Man that was nasty!!!!!!
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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    This is what happens to the CSC forums when summer ends.

    A bunch of dudes gathered around their computers, swapping stories and showing off their scars.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    I didn't know you and B had matching Zs.
    I've got more flavor than a packet of macaroni.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Joe Siphek View Post
    Palmela Handerson! FTW!

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by bulldog View Post
    Well none of you p*ssies have been stabbed, so I rule because I have been twice

    Once in High School for messing around with the wrong Latina girl and the b*tch pulled a box cutter on me and gave me 8 stiches on my right arm bicep!

    Second time was after a fist fight I won and the guy pulled out a knife and came at me. I blocked it from hitting my chest and got a one inch gash, but the worst part is he cut 7 tendons in my wrist. Tendons sprang back into my arm, so after surgery, where they had to cut me to find the tendons, it was at least 50 stiches and left me a cool Z scare on my right wrist.


    Barn needs to post up his injury to his arm! Man that was nasty!!!!!!

    Bitch I've snapped my humerus and it wasn't funny your z scar can kiss the massive scar on my arm's ass. lol Plus the muscle i am missing from the 5 hour surgery!! oohh aaannd i have a steel plate in that bitch!!!

    i love this thread now.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by bulldog View Post
    Well none of you p*ssies have been stabbed, so I rule because I have been twice

    Once in High School for messing around with the wrong Latina girl and the b*tch pulled a box cutter on me and gave me 8 stiches on my right arm bicep!

    Second time was after a fist fight I won and the guy pulled out a knife and came at me. I blocked it from hitting my chest and got a one inch gash, but the worst part is he cut 7 tendons in my wrist. Tendons sprang back into my arm, so after surgery, where they had to cut me to find the tendons, it was at least 50 stiches and left me a cool Z scare on my right wrist.


    Barn needs to post up his injury to his arm! Man that was nasty!!!!!!
    No most of us have learned to get out of the way! I've had a couple of knives pulled on me, but never been touched by the steel thankfully.

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    say ouch grim you sissy

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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by Wrider View Post
    No most of us have learned to get out of the way! I've had a couple of knives pulled on me, but never been touched by the steel thankfully.
    It all happened so fast and I didn't expect him to pull it. Really just thought he was coming back to fight again until milli secods I realized what was in his hand and wa lucky he didn't get my chest. Looser stabbed someone in the head the next week and we both prosecuted him and he got a nice sentence in jail.

    Man I wish I would have got out of the way. I still have problems with that had to this day and lost wrist movement.

    Here is that p*ssy on mugshots.com from that incedent. Some days I wish I could meet up with him again
    http://www.mugshots.com/US-Counties/...ax-Roybal.html
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    Re: This aint no photo shop (might make you shudder)

    Quote Originally Posted by Fumet5uNo View Post
    say ouch grim you sissy
    PFFFFT that aint shit wait till i bust out my x-ray

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