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    New Car

    With apologies to the female members. Yes, we are pigs only interested in mechanical things, and sex, and food, and sleep!

    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

    It only comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

    New models are initially fun to own, but very expensive to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.

    Used models may initially have curb appeal (low price) but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age.

    Not expected to reach collector status...best to lease one and replace each year.
    Last edited by FZRguy; Wed Dec 21st, 2011 at 05:14 PM.
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    Re: New Car

    Quote Originally Posted by FZRguy View Post
    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
    built in kitchen?
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    Re: New Car

    I laughed more at it than my husband did!
    That was great and I'm gonna re post that on another forum...Thanks!

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    Re: New Car

    Quote Originally Posted by tecknojoe View Post
    built in kitchen?
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    Re: New Car

    Were you present when your husband laughed less than you at the joke?
    Quote Originally Posted by lytehouse View Post
    I laughed more at it than my husband did!
    That was great and I'm gonna re post that on another forum...Thanks!

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    Re: New Car

    Quote Originally Posted by lytehouse View Post
    I laughed more at it than my husband did!
    That was great and I'm gonna re post that on another forum...Thanks!
    Dang you guys have a computer in you kitchen Just kidding, but fit with the thread
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    Re: New Car

    That's funny shit..... thanks for the laugh.

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    Oh that's rich.

    There ought to be another paragraph about how with age it craves to be driven hard more often, but the sluggish handling and reduced transmission lubricating ability diminshes owner satisfaction, and makes it dangerous.

    Just sayin'...
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    Re: New Car

    if you don't buy good rubber for it, it could possibly pro-careate.
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    Re: New Car

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Joe Siphek View Post
    if you don't buy good rubber for it, it could possibly pro-careate.
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    Re: New Car

    awesome!

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