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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers. You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    oh man the true redneck come out when he says "they shoulda done the pit maneuver thats what i was sayin PIT MANEUVER PIT EM!!!" lmfao had me laughing my ass off when he said that.

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    I blame society.....

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    Quote Originally Posted by 3D View Post
    I blame society.....
    Aint nuttin wrong wit him..

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    sounds just like d. spade...eesshh must've had that hat since he was 8....thinks the jacket is an Icon, though.

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    Man that boy jus tellin his story, yall needa leavem alone. But he's right though he shoulda had a chevy.
    A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
    A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    simple folks = simple mind. awls good.

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    I expected to open this and see a pic of me, working on my truck, in the back yard, with beer in hand.l
    A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
    A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    i found you


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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    I didn't watch the entire thing to the end, but I watched the first 0:16 about eleven times.
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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    I'm almost surprised he didn't throw in "Judi chop" in there somewhere.
    "If not us, who? If not now, when?"




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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    Quote Originally Posted by 3D View Post
    I blame society.....
    Yes.. You can blame it on Society! I would say that "society" once picked E-bonics almost. I think the redneck epidemic is much much better
    PHX, AZ

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    Quote Originally Posted by rfranks303 View Post
    I expected to open this and see a pic of me, working on my truck, in the back yard, with beer in hand.l
    And you thought we would never find this video!

    I give the landing a 10!

    Language is awesome at the end but probably not while you are at work. F.Y.I.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&fe...&v=gWDL93c4tiM

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    that was shot right here in commerce city....

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    Re: The Real Life Joe Dirt

    Quote Originally Posted by Ezzzzy1 View Post
    And you thought we would never find this video!

    I give the landing a 10!

    Language is awesome at the end but probably not while you are at work. F.Y.I.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&fe...&v=gWDL93c4tiM
    Busted.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipQi...e_gdata_player
    A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
    A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

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