Trying to see how this doesn't seem like fun...Run but naked at blockade full of riot cops.
Now you're just being kinky in public again...Put a cigarette out on the bottom of my foot.
Trying to see how this doesn't seem like fun...Run but naked at blockade full of riot cops.
Now you're just being kinky in public again...Put a cigarette out on the bottom of my foot.
Have owned: '01 Volusia
Currently own: '05 Z750S
Ah the DMV aka the 9th level of hell.
Not only did I have to wait in line outside the northglenn DMV, they would not accept my daughters birth certificate from the U.S. Naval Hospital in 29 palms CA. I asked them whats more "Merican" than being born on a military base? and was told to get a copy from the state of california (the 8th level of hell)
Whatdja learn?
I might have have streached the every holiday part a bit. It was like 7 years ago as well. So yeah. My bad.Originally Posted by grim
Oh and after a very bad fight my neighborhood started a few years prior there is no drinking on nv beach. A friend I where sneaking liquor into the beach. Everyone parks at a grocery store and walks down to the beach. We took a path through the woods no idea a fight broke out in the parking lot. Next thing we know we come around a large rock douglas county sheriff guns drawn ordered us on the ground. I was thinking damn this is a little much for trying to sneak liquor into a beach. Next thing wasn't me. I know he starts asking me where my knife is. I laughed at him. They brought one of the witnesses down to id me. Heard one of the other cops say I told you ge didn't match the description. They were looking for a white male with a shave head in camouflage shorts. My shorts were brown board shorts with flames. The only part the cop got right was white male with a shaved head. Lol.
And this one time at band camp...
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Dood, not your flute story again.......
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-Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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Townie probably once beat a guy to death with a flute, but the cops questioned him and couldn't get him on it, so now they just joke about it on July 4th.Dood, not your flute story again.......
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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance
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- Martin Luther King, Jr.
disce quasi semper victurus vive quasi cras moriturus
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I'd rather be the most highly educated and overqualified $12/hour security guard in my company, and get to wrestle crackheads and drunk/high bums(covered in urine and shit) and pull bloody opened needles out of their piss drenched bum backpacks. Oh, wait,,,, too late
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Haha Nope. But I had one time in band camp spray painted on the side of my old van.
Hey wait I didn't say I stabbed the guy. I dint even carry a knife. Dicks!
Not sure I like how im reading these last few posts.
So Townie stabbed a guy and kicked a baby???
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Yeah that's enough. I forget that im white trash so back the Fuck off.
Yeah im not actually joking. I am being very serous on the backing the Fuck off.
I'd rather ask Monkey how he feels about women
LMAO!!!
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Don't test me. Last warning.
I'd rather ask Monkey how he feels about women
LMAO!!!
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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance
and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
disce quasi semper victurus vive quasi cras moriturus
The return of MRA #321! Sponsored by Western Ambulance, Chicane Trackdays, and a very patient wife...
You really want to push the issue? Do I need to get band to prove a point? I asked for this to end. Let's just see how funny you find you find it.
Dude, chill! The Monkey thing had nothing to do with you.
I'm confused, if you're really pissed off about two little jokes, my bad, just goofin like everyone else. Da-um!
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I didnt know that today was be a prick to Townie day?
I didn't know it was everybody be really sensitive day.
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This wasnt enough? Guess it wasnt. I dont like being talked down to.
Truce?? Nobody is talking down to you, mang! This is website so friends can act like asses and have a good time. Please tell me you don't take ANYTHING you read on here seriously??
How bout this one?
I'd rather clean your blood jug truck then wait at the DMV.
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Every time I have been to the DMV down here I walk in, take a number an 5 minutes later am called and pay and leave. Maybe I am lucky as I can go during times others are working.
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