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    dumb laws

    so with all of us bitching about laws cough townie cough.... maybe we should have some fun.


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    Colorado Water laws prohibit the use of rain barrels or any methods to catch rain for use. They claim the rain has already been legally allocated to the state and individual may not capture and use water to which he/she does not have a right. New Laws passed in June 2009 eradicate this law.

    http://tjshome.com/dumblaws.php

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    Re: dumb laws

    Excellent thread. Not only funny but pretty useful.

    Repeat but,
    You can be charged with kidnapping if you keep someones keys for any reason, (they are drunk) and not allow them to leave at their own free will.
    Cant quote the penal code but I done learned that shit in Sunday afternoon drivin school.
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    Re: dumb laws

    It is Illegal in the state of Colorado to shoot a flying duck out of a moving airplane.

    Learned that one a long time ago.

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    hahaha so either you give them the keys and face 30 years or you dont and face fed prison?? i love this country.

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    Nevada

    In Reno, It is unlawful for any person to carry on, conduct or maintain any marathon dancing or marathon walking Source: Code 1966, � 11.12.130


    yeah keep that shit out of our desert. lol

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    Vermont

    In Montpelier, No law was violated when 42 cyclists rode through Vermont's capital naked on May 14, 2009. The Barre-Montpelier Times Argus reported that Vermont has no ban on public nudity. Disrobing in public is a crime, but the cyclists disrobed before venturing out and would not be charged.


    i really like this one.

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    Re: dumb laws

    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
    hahaha so either you give them the keys and face 30 years or you dont and face fed prison?? i love this country.
    Since this country has arguably become a police state our choices are hire an attorney to follow u around and tell u what u can and can't do. Or, go with your heart/gut and deal with consequences.
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    Alamosa, Colorado

    Sec. 11-76.
    No bawdy house, house of ill-fame, house of assignation or the place for the practice of fornication or commonly ill-governed or disorderly house shall be kept or maintained within the limits of the city or within three (3) miles of the outer boundaries. It shall be unlawful for any person to keep any such house, or be an inmate thereof.


    So take it beyond the city limits...

    MRA Racer No.427

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    yeah last year i had to take this class for repo. it was about the dumbest thing i have ever done. it was instructed by a lawyer and basically no matter what i do on a repo i can be sued and or arrested depending how you read some laws. its retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post
    Alamosa, Colorado

    Sec. 11-76.
    No bawdy house, house of ill-fame, house of assignation or the place for the practice of fornication or commonly ill-governed or disorderly house shall be kept or maintained within the limits of the city or within three (3) miles of the outer boundaries. It shall be unlawful for any person to keep any such house, or be an inmate thereof.

    So take it beyond the city limits...
    hahaha no humping alamosa?? that kind of explains things down there.

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    Illinois

    A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.


    make me a sammich!!!

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    Re: dumb laws

    for you dirt riders out there:

    25-13-105 - Unlawful acts.
    (1) Except as otherwise provided in this article, it is
    unlawful for any person:

    (d) To willfully mar, mutilate, deface, disfigure, or
    injure beyond normal use any rocks, trees, shrubbery, wild
    flowers, or other features of the natural environment in
    recreation areas of the state;

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    Re: dumb laws

    OOOHHHHH CORNFED!!!!!!!!!! this is a boulder county law!!!!

    5-3-6 Use of Fighting Words.
    No person shall insult, taunt, or challenge another in a manner likely to provoke a disorderly response. If the person to whom such insult, taunt, or challenge is directed is a police officer, there is no violation of this section until the police officer requests the person to cease and discontinue the conduct, but the person repeats or continues the conduct.

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    Re: dumb laws

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    OOOHHHHH CORNFED!!!!!!!!!! this is a boulder county law!!!!

    5-3-6 Use of Fighting Words.
    No person shall insult, taunt, or challenge another in a manner likely to provoke a disorderly response. If the person to whom such insult, taunt, or challenge is directed is a police officer, there is no violation of this section until the police officer requests the person to cease and discontinue the conduct, but the person repeats or continues the conduct.
    So the first "Are fucking kidding me.." a free one...

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    West VA, this does not surprise me

    It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post
    So the first "Are fucking kidding me.." a free one...
    Actually the law states you can keep going at it until the officer asks you to stop then you have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    OOOHHHHH CORNFED!!!!!!!!!! this is a boulder county law!!!!

    5-3-6 Use of Fighting Words.
    No person shall insult, taunt, or challenge another in a manner likely to provoke a disorderly response. If the person to whom such insult, taunt, or challenge is directed is a police officer, there is no violation of this section until the police officer requests the person to cease and discontinue the conduct, but the person repeats or continues the conduct.
    I tried to "remain silent" and the son of a bitch was taunting me. It's not my fault. .
    Its not how fast you go, its how little you slow down.

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    Re: dumb laws

    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfed View Post
    I tried to "remain silent" and the son of a bitch was taunting me. It's not my fault. .
    Blaaaahahahahaha!!

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