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    Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans", he replies. "Put them back, it's a waste of money!", demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream, it makes me look pretty." replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price!"
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    "...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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    Re: Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    Hahahaha!

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    Re: Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    I like that! Kinda like, I'm gonna drink this till you look good to me.

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    Re: Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    Sit your whore ass down!

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    Re: Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by frank2 View Post
    I like that! Kinda like, I'm gonna drink this till you look good to me.
    I tell ya, with most of the women I've seen in wally-Mart, ESPECIALLY up in Idaho Falls, it'd take 2 cases!
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    "...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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    Re: Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    Sit your whore ass down!

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    Re: Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    Sit your whore ass down!
    Bwwahahahahahahaha!
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    Re: Man down, aisle 7!!!!

    haha awesome

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