chicken sammiches are da debil

[Mother Goose]

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said,"Hey, how come you're not eating chicken,don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there! "Let me see" he said. "okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken. He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,"I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"She ask if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.She said "oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!

[Monkey]

Sadly, I am a victim of this chicken sandwich eating disorder, for years and years grilled chicken sandwiches... I'm so ashamed to have a neck and gizzards.

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

I must have been eating a different...cause i've grown a huge cock???

[Bueller]

I must have been eating a different...cause i've grown a huge cock???

You know what they say, you are what you eat

[Mother Goose]

you must have gotten the crooked chickens

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

I hate you all! It's not easy to put your foot in your mouth online!

[Bueller]

ROFL

[bulldog]

you must have gotten the crooked chickens

You beat me to it You will never live down that piece of info you told us Travis