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    Talking Horsman is Gay!!!!

    The Real Horsman is NOT GAY
    He hates Unicorns and Rainbows!!!!

    Horsman is not gay because:
    1) He never Stayed at the YMCA
    2) He was never in the Navy
    3) He Rides an Oh-10 R-Juan and R2 (WRR) not a Gixxer
    4) He Doesn't wear Spiderweb Spandex like other Super Heroes Here.
    5) He has never eaten Skittles to taste the Rainbow.
    6) He has No Hair (No Gel or Hair Spray)
    7) He doesn't use words like "Fabulous, spectacular, scrumptious, super and marvellous" to describe his riding style!!!
    7) His Theme song isn't "I will Survive!!" it is "Someone is gonna DIE - BOB!!!"
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    Re: Horsman is Not Gay!!!!

    Ha ha ha
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    Re: Horsman is Not Gay!!!!

    thats not wikipedia says
    No tickets YET this year *Knock on wood*

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    Re: Horsman is Not Gay!!!!

    Rainbows & unicorns?... dude, cocaine's a hell of a drug lol

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    Re: Horsman is Not Gay!!!!

    Shoot!

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    Re: Horsman is Not Gay!!!!

    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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    Re: Horsman is Not Gay!!!!


    Rainbows & unicorns?... dude, cocaine's a hell of a drug
    good advise madvlad.

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    Re: Horsman is Gay!!!!

    Wow Jon I never knew.... Sure miss having beers though.
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