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    How NOT to ride an R1





    That poor bike.

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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    HOLY SHIT BATMAN!

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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Thats awesome lol

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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    If you got it. Flaunt it.
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    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Sand is really hard on moving parts.


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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Quote Originally Posted by Bueller View Post
    Sand is really hard on vaginas.
    Fixed that for ya.

    I wouldn't want to be the guy buying that used. But for the fun factor, I gotta give the desert R1 a little thumbs up.
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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    I wanna see the video.......
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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Quote Originally Posted by spideyrdr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bueller
    Sand is really hard on vaginas.
    Fixed that for ya.

    I wouldn't want to be the guy buying that used. But for the fun factor, I gotta give the desert R1 a little thumbs up.
    Awesome. Pure win.

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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Ride it like you stole it is still alive! Id do it.


    With ejs bike............


    I keeeeed. Lol

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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Awesome!
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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Awesome. I know what I'm bringing next time I go to the sandbox
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    Re: How NOT to ride an R1

    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
    Ride it like you stole it is still alive! Id do it.


    With ejs bike............


    I keeeeed. Lol
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