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    I beat Rybo!

    With this post, I have 5,969 posts, which is one more post then Rybo. Which basically means, I win.

    Other things that could be suggested by my post count awesomeness over Rybo:

    - I'm cooler
    - I have more brilliant things to say
    - I'm better looking
    - my jokes are way less cheesier (thus more funny)
    - I currently have less broken bones
    - I am currently further west than Rybo
    - I have crashed less Ducati's in my lifetime
    - Did I mention I'm way more awesome?
    - I obviously know more about the great oil debate at this point in time.

    So there. Take that Mr. Asshole Nazi devil moderator out to get me.

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    Re: I beat Rybo!




    Well done sir

    Correction you now have 5,970 posts, for reasons known that he is a mod and there may be other Devil Nazi mods out to get you perhaps a screen print and save is in the best interest in the likely event someone "tampers" with your count. Having proof is 98% of the battle.

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    IB4TRybo

    Thanks for the laugh, Sean(s)...
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Maybe having a spleen also helps with your post whoring mission? Oh, and no twins to entertain..
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    in the likely event someone "tampers" with your count.
    Oh, I'm pretty sure that's inevitable.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Maybe having a spleen also helps with your post whoring mission?
    I'm no medical doctor, but I'm pretty sure a functioning spleen does enable me to post faster. Brilliant point, Sully.

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    But who's crash count is higher? Not necessarily Rybo's...
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    An inspiration to post whores everywhere!
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by McVaaahhh View Post
    But who's crash count is higher? Not necessarily Rybo's...
    Hey Brian, let's keep this thread on track...


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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    And Rybo hasn't taken a Prius up the poop chute like Sean
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    I don't see this ending well for you.

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by McVaaahhh View Post
    But who's crash count is higher? Not necessarily Rybo's...

    Are we sure about that??? Maybe it's a tie?

    oh sheeeet.. I'm getting barned now
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja View Post
    And Rybo hasn't taken a Prius up the poop chute like Sean
    Hey, let's keep the shots above the belt (literally). No need to talk about the day my R6 passed away. She lived a good life. Why you need to stir up these emotions, Ninja?

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    Hey, let's keep the shots above the belt (literally). No need to talk about the day my R6 passed away. She lived a good life. Why you need to stir up these emotions, Ninja?
    I'z just callum like Iz seez um
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Not to mention it wasn't a Duc he crashed recently. Come on now, he crashed what Ducs want to grow up to be!!!
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wrider View Post
    Not to mention it wasn't a Duc he crashed recently.
    There are many reasons why I am more awesome than Rybo, and your point only brings up another aspect. Due to time restraints, I only put a few major ones in the first post. Feel free to add to the list, if you so choose.

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja View Post
    And Rybo hasn't taken a Prius up the poop chute like Sean
    Honestly, I can't think of a better place for a Prius......(Ok, maybe not Sean's, butt just in general......)
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    There are many reasons why I am more awesome than Rybo, and your point only brings up another aspect. Due to time restraints, I only put a few major ones in the first post. Feel free to add to the list, if you so choose.
    Oh no, I meant it as he's so awesome he crashed something you don't even get to ride!!!
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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    With this post, I have 5,969 posts, which is one more post then Rybo. Which basically means, I win.
    I admit it you are better than I \sarcasm
    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    Other things that could be suggested by my post count awesomeness over Rybo:

    - I'm cooler
    Not possible - I have considerably less hair than you, meaning that heat would escape much more quickly.
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    - I have more brilliant things to say
    You better - you spent something like 26 years in college, just sayin'


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    - I'm better looking
    It is possible, pig. You may be better looking you warthog faced bufoon
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    - my jokes are way less cheesier (thus more funny)
    I don't tell jokes. I'm completely serious at all times.


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    - I currently have less broken bones
    True for most people on this forum. The only other person I'm aware of who has a 5 pc articulated collarbone (like mine) is your hero, Colin Edwards.

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    - I am currently further west than Rybo
    Also true, but that means the sun shines on me before it shines on you each day.

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    - I have crashed less Ducati's in my lifetime
    You've also ridden less Ducatis in your lifetime.

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    - Did I mention I'm way more awesome?
    You did, but I must say that your reiteration of this statement is less convincing than if you had just stated it once and left it alone. I'm less convinced now than I was earlier.

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    - I obviously know more about the great oil debate at this point in time.
    What are your opinions of fracking?

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Scott, if I were you, I wouldn't have responded to all his comments in one post. You should've addressed them individually, rack up more posts, then laughed at him as you e-slap him in the face for such an insolent tone!

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by CaneZach View Post
    Scott, if I were you, I wouldn't have responded to all his comments in one post. You should've addressed them individually, rack up more posts, then laughed at him as you e-slap him in the face for such an insolent tone!

    While I appreciate the tactical nature of that style of response, today I'm playing at a higher level.

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Are we sure about that??? Maybe it's a tie?

    oh sheeeet.. I'm getting barned now
    I will post my total:


    1) August 2000- Triumph Daytona 900 in Southern Oregon

    2) September 2002- Yamaha FZR 400 - Second Creek Raceway

    3) September 2006 - Yamaha FZR 400 - Motorsports Park Hastings

    4) April 2007 - Yamaha YZF R6 - Miller Motorsports Park

    5) August 2007 - Yamaha YZF R6 - Pueblo Motorsports Park

    6) March 2008 - VOR 590SMR - IMI

    7) April 2009 - Ducati 748 - Pueblo Motorsports Park

    September 2009 - Yamaha TZ125 - Pikes Peak International Raceway

    9) April 2010 - Ducati 748 - Highplains Raceway

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    My new favorite thread.

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    Re: I beat Rybo!

    I suck at life so im not going to try to say how awsome I am.

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    I suck at life so im not going to try to say how awsome I am.
    what dude ???? you found a bag of blood in a moonshine bottle. that is frking awesome.....

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