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    Weather control satellites?

    Not making fun of the Waldo Fire, but saw this and I LOL'd

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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    But she had it comforirmed by an excellent source!!!

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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    Hahaha, now I am really curious to know what reporter asked that question.

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    Yeah I heard that dumb bitch the other night just harassing the speakers giving info. She was just bound and determined to get them to look into weather control sats.
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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Knight View Post
    Yeah I heard that dumb bitch the other night just harassing the speakers giving info. She was just bound and determined to get them to look into weather control sats.
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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    I think some things with weather can be manipulated, but these massive fires can basically create their own weather.

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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    Quote Originally Posted by Grant H. View Post
    I think some things with weather can be manipulated, but these massive fires can basically create their own weather.
    Dafuq?

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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    We can seed clouds to encourage rain, hence we can manipulate the weather.

    As for the fires, when you have a furnace that is creating a massive high pressure system, this will prevent low pressure systems from entering the area. Usually, not always, a low pressure system is in conjunction with colder temperatures and moisture. High pressure systems are usually very hot dry weather.

    Maybe not a confirmed theory, but it seems rational.

    (my re-telling of information given to me by people I trust who spend their lives fighting fires)

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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    HAARP!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnRPZOUVhJ4

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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    "Dumb (ugly) bitch"

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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    Quote Originally Posted by Grant H. View Post
    We can seed clouds to encourage rain, hence we can manipulate the weather.

    As for the fires, when you have a furnace that is creating a massive high pressure system, this will prevent low pressure systems from entering the area. Usually, not always, a low pressure system is in conjunction with colder temperatures and moisture. High pressure systems are usually very hot dry weather.

    Maybe not a confirmed theory, but it seems rational.

    (my re-telling of information given to me by people I trust who spend their lives fighting fires)
    This.
    Dad is a wildland specialist for the CSFD and I'm always hearing about how a large fire (over about 5K acres usually) can create its own weather system that just keeps feeding it. Pretty amazing science to sit down and look at, and the super big fires can control weather out to about 20 miles away from them.
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    What's that reporters name again? Funny as hell. Reminds me of hearing stories of a navy admiral tell a satellite guy "Hey, I want that satellite to be above my ship, following me at all times, can you make that happen?" ... "sure sir, it'll be there!" lol
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    Re: Weather control satellites?

    Quote Originally Posted by Slo View Post
    Hahaha, now I am really curious to know what reporter asked that question.
    Wasn't a reporter. It was local kook and political activist Rita Ague. This isn't an unusual question coming from her.
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