The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)

[CaptGoodvibes]

Oh how I could use one of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVib_giTFo

[I`m Batman]

Yea. I definitely need to get one of those.

[mdub]

that was funny....

i don't need one.

[jrthomas6]

To the doghouse go you. Nice.

[Ezzzzy1]

You guys are going to have to do what I did... One night, after she is asleep (make fucking sure she is asleep) sneak down stairs and get in her purse. Sometimes they are hard to find amongst all the other shit but your balls are in there somewhere. You are going to want to take them but if you want to keep them you are going to have to fucking hide them good. If you dont then she will find those mother fuckers again and you may never see them.. Ever

No translation needed, ever again.

[grim]

You guys are going to have to do what I did... One night, after she is asleep (make fucking sure she is asleep) sneak down stairs and get in her purse. Sometimes they are hard to find amongst all the other shit but your balls are in there somewhere. You are going to want to take them but if you want to keep them you are going to have to fucking hide them good. If you dont then she will find those mother fuckers again and you may never see them.. Ever

No translation needed, ever again.

[Spongebutt]

I just ordered one for myself and two for my sons.

[Ghosty]

Hilarious. I pity the fool that doesn't have enough common sense to already know all that.

You guys are going to have to do what I did... One night, after she is asleep (make fucking sure she is asleep) sneak down stairs and get in her purse. Sometimes they are hard to find amongst all the other shit but your balls are in there somewhere. You are going to want to take them but if you want to keep them you are going to have to fucking hide them good. If you dont then she will find those mother fuckers again and you may never see them.. Ever.

Wise man once said, "Never put pussy on a pedestal!"

<Yoda translater>: "On a pedastel, put pussy never, hmmmm?"

[Jmetz]

Many years ago I asked my ex wife if I could go on vacation to Hawaii without her. She said yes so I went and it was an awesome vacation. A couple months later we divorced.

The moral of this story is: Never miss the chance to go to Hawaii.

[Spongebutt]

Jmetz = Like lol

[CaptGoodvibes]

Many years ago I asked my ex wife if I could go on vacation to Hawaii without her. She said yes so I went and it was an awesome vacation. A couple months later we divorced.

The moral of this story is: Never miss the chance to go to Hawaii.

Ha! Nice.