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    Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    I saw this on another forum and thought it would give us something to compile on the CSC for the off season.



    My nominations are:

    Victory Vision

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Or even the bimota mantra

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    The Honda DN-01


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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Ha! That one's missing the blue wheels, making it look like a drunk Italian got into the crayola box

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    This bike gives me nightmares of purple Grimaces
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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Pretty much any naked bike.
    I've got more flavor than a packet of macaroni.

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    Pretty much any naked bike.
    The Speed Triple, Ducati Street Fighter, and MV Agusta Brutale beg to differ.


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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by JKOL View Post
    The Speed Triple, Ducati Street Fighter, and MV Agusta Brutale beg to differ.
    Those 3 bikes make my point!
    I've got more flavor than a packet of macaroni.

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    Those 3 bikes make my point!
    Here I thought you had decent taste, guess my impression was wrong.


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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by JKOL View Post
    Here I thought you had decent taste, guess my impression was wrong.
    When it comes to naked bikes I have no taste for them. Dunno why, I just don't care for them.
    I've got more flavor than a packet of macaroni.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    Those 3 bikes make my point!
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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by JKOL View Post
    The Speed Triple, Ducati Street Fighter, and MV Agusta Brutale beg to differ.
    Agreed, they're sekzy! The brutale is just a beast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by madvlad View Post
    Agreed, they're sekzy! The brutale is just a beast!

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    Pretty much any naked bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    Pretty much any naked bike.
    350lb dude on a Gold GSXR-750...
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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart Little View Post
    350lb dude on a Gold GSXR-750...
    I wasn't even 250 back then.
    I've got more flavor than a packet of macaroni.

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    I wasn't even 250 back then.
    Well, then I weighed more than you, but at 6'4" I spose.
    It's a celebration bitches!!! - RIP 502

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by sprtbkbabe View Post
    I saw this on another forum and thought it would give us something to compile on the CSC for the off season.



    My nominations are:

    Victory Vision
    It's like its supposed to be some sort of modernized rendition of the Vincent Dark Knight... but after someone threw up on the design plans and they smudged to shit.
    ...Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    It's like its supposed to be some sort of modernized rendition of the Vincent Dark Knight... but after someone threw up on the design plans and they smudged to shit.
    I guess, a really bad interpretation of a Black Knight. To me the Vision is just an abomination of a motorcycle.

    Here's a Black Knight that is at the Lone Star Motorcycle Museum in Vanderpool, Texas (in the Hill Country west of Austin/San Antonio). It is a bit odd looking compared to other Vincents.


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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    idk. its a toss up between the dn01 or the vision.
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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    Quote Originally Posted by maktastik_jr. View Post
    idk. its a toss up between the dn01 or the vision.
    +1 to this. If I were Honda I'd disavow all knowledge of the DN-1 like George Lucas and the Star Wars christmas special.

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    Re: Ugliest Bike Ever Made

    The Bimota Mantra looks like a Buell reject.


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