I love my S1000RR. But.

[Aaron]

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't have chosen any other bike and I still love it.

But every time I see a Panigale, all I can think about is how much I want to mount and coitus it. Like the Stig mounts 911s. Seriously how much sex appeal can one bike have?

LED headlights. Serious it has LED headlights. Can't get no more pimp.

LED mirror mounted turn signals.

That exhaust snaking through the fender. It's like porn.

That single sided swingarm. As dangerous as it looks, who the fuck cares when it gives you boners.

And that hollow rear axle. Words can't express it.

I seriously love the Panigale. And the sound they make, ohhhh can't forget that noise. If I could make Anna Kournikova moan, I'd pray it sounded like that hugely oversquare twin.

[Aaron]

[FZRguy]

Go buy one and I'll buy your S-RR.

[Titus]

She looks like quite the Italian temptress.

[Ghosty]

Are you trying to say that all that Christian and Buddhist mantra about how no matter how good you got it materialistically, you still want more and more, and it's a neverending mind-numbing cycle of unfulfillment?



I mean seriously, your Bimmer is one of the most powerful and sexiest bikes ever made! +1 what FZRguy said.

P.S. But yes, I want a white 1199 too, heh.

What's up with this guy listing his as "brand new", but with 1000 miles? And $22k?! I thought they went for $18k new in 2012? http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3519227052.html

[bulldog]

Wow, I've only felt this way towards woman before

Wait isn't there a definition for this.....found it....Mechanophilia

Mechaphilia[1] (or mechanophilia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3] helicopters[4] and aeroplanes.[5]
It[clarification needed] is treated as a crime in some nations[which?] with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[6] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those that desire them.[7]

[madvlad]

Are you trying to say that all that Christian and Buddhist mantra about how no matter how good you got it materialistically, you still want more and more, and it's a neverending mind-numbing cycle of unfulfillment?



I mean seriously, your Bimmer is one of the most powerful and sexiest bikes ever made! +1 what FZRguy said.

P.S. But yes, I want a white 1199 too, heh.

What's up with this guy listing his as "brand new", but with 1000 miles? And $22k?! I thought they went for $18k new in 2012? http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3519227052.html

There's the base model and the S with typical suspension upgrades and other goodies that went for mid to high 20's

[Aaron]

I admit it, I am sexually attracted to the Panigale.

I'm not saying I dislike my BMW by any means, and when it comes to riding the BMW puts the 1199 in its place, but the BMW doesn't have quite the sex appeal of that Ducati. It has incandescent headlights and turn signals, a swing arm that looks like it weighs more than the entire Panigale, and a much more mild looking exhaust. Just lacks the flair and bling.

If one of you wants to buy me a Panigale I'll allow it.

[bulldog]

I admit it, I am sexually attracted to the Panigale.

Maybe you can become the "sportbike" version of this guy
http://oddculture.com/weird-stuff/ed...s-mechaphilia/

[Grim2.0]

Maybe you can become the "sportbike" version of this guy
http://oddculture.com/weird-stuff/ed...s-mechaphilia/

Nate i think hes already at that point judging by the gay ass Avatar pic he's using.

[bulldog]

Nate i think hes already at that point judging by the gay ass Avatar pic he's using.

Wow didn't notice that till you said.....classic


The rest are in his "private" gallery

[bulldog]

Dear Panigale:

[Ghosty]

I'm not saying I dislike my BMW by any means, and when it comes to riding the BMW puts the 1199 in its place, but the BMW doesn't have quite the sex appeal of that Ducati.

Agreed, I was just givin' ya shit. The Pannys are ridiculously beautiful, one of the prettiest bikes ever made! The headlight design alone is worth having sex with, hahaa.

[Ph03niX]

Daaammmmnnnnn

[Gramps]

I bought a Pani in November and I have ridden the RR. Every time I ride the bike it makes me smile. It also makes me shake my head.

I had the choice between the HP4 and the Panigale S and it was the Duck hands down.

The RR just felt too japanese to me. I have done that gig and still have a ZX-6 for commuting and track days.

Go trade the RR and never look back