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    Getting a Vasectomy

    I only laughed because this is exactly how it went down for me.

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    Re: Getting a Vasectomy

    5 Kids here. No way ever. EVER.

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    Dr was in office & in walks surg tech... I started screaming "It's Shrinkage!!!" Besides a few other jokes, everything was set to go.

    Did one side & I was like "That was easy!!!!". When they did the other side, it felt like someone pulled my balls out all the way up to my throat. I turned many shades of colors. They insisted I lay down for a bit. The PAIN!!!!

    Was it worth it.... HELL YES!!! Where are the frozen Peas????
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    First one I'm pretty sure the anesthetic didn't kick in, dry heaved, turned white and said, "well that was fun but lets get some more of those drugs up in me" its scary how fast and painful it can be when you feel it, i have gotten many tattoos, broken my arm, all kinds of crap but nothing that has made me dry heave from pain until then. By the time he gave me more drugs my lower lip was numb so the second one was no problem.

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    I got mine done and rode Gemma back home from the appointment (Lone Tree). [/Boss]

    Everything went down smoothly enough, but that whole "pulling" sensation that was mentioned earlier, happened to me too. I guess the testicles natural behavior to retreat is easily overcome by a determined Doctor.

    No puking or fainting when it happened, but I distinctly remember my body temperature going up, by what felt like about 20 degrees, and I started sweating profusely. Navigating my way through that episode, is probably what got me through the cauterization portion.
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    Guess I'm one of the lucky ones, the procedure wasn't really all that bad. It was the getting kicked in the balls feeling that followed after the anesthesia wore off and before the lortabs kicked in is what sucked the most. The cold liquid being injected into your ball sack felt pretty odd though lol
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    I got the one-stitch procedure where they take care of both vas deferens through the same small incision. Felt a little pressure during the procedure. No pain afterward. And they used surgical adhesive (superglue) to close the incision, so it didn't actually require any stitches at all.

    Most importantly, there has been no loss of performance or enjoyment. As soon as the incision heals, everything works exactly like it did before.

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    Im only 19.. so no surgery for me. But damn, my balls hurt from reading that
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    lol gnube
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    Man I had to deal with cleaning and dressing an open abdominal incision for weeks and it didn't phase me at all. I read that story and now I feel sick. Ugh...

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    Re: Getting a Vasectomy

    After reading this thread I don't ever want one!
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    I was thinking about getting one anyway as a precaution... (Honey, I'm pregnant! Bitch, you're single and pregnant...) but now I dunno!
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    I won't lie it can suck for some people and others its no big deal, either way I can say it was well worth the pain. 5 minutes of feeling like I'm going to puke and my balls are being dipped into molten hot lava while being punched simoltaniously by midgets are all worth not having to worry about the wife getting pregnant and raw dogging it any time anywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grim2.0 View Post
    I won't lie it can suck for some people and others its no big deal, either way I can say it was well worth the pain. 5 minutes of feeling like I'm going to puke and my balls are being dipped into molten hot lava while being punched simoltaniously by midgets are all worth not having to worry about the wife getting pregnant and raw dogging it any time anywhere!
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    Re: Getting a Vasectomy

    Wait until someone on here breaks out the "Vasectomy that didn't take" story..... I have heard a couple of people talk about nuts the size of grapefruit.

    No way ever....

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    Quote Originally Posted by j0ker View Post
    I have heard a couple of people talk about nuts the size of grapefruit.

    No way ever....
    Well that's just normal for me......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grim2.0 View Post
    Well that's just normal for me......


    Hahahahaha man you must walk like an awkward penguin. How do you ride with those coconuts you ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ph03niX View Post


    Hahahahaha man you must walk like an awkward penguin. How do you ride with those coconuts you ?


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    Re: Getting a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanatos View Post
    As soon as the incision heals, everything works exactly like it did before.

    I REALLY REALLY hope this statement is incorrect!!!!!!
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    Everything is the same, only difference is there's no more little swimmers in the man batter.
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    Re: Getting a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by Dietrich_R1 View Post
    I REALLY REALLY hope this statement is incorrect!!!!!!
    i see what you did there
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    Re: Getting a Vasectomy

    You know, after reading that, condoms don't seem that bad now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clovis View Post
    You know, after reading that, condoms don't seem that bad now.
    Yea nothing like suffocating your best freind.

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    Re: Getting a Vasectomy

    Been considering it for a while, but I am too scared so will probably never happen.

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