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    Man killed on golf course

    A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women's tee. The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time.

    When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.

    She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

    One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it.
    You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

    He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 66 .

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    ha ha, women playing sports....jk.

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    Now that is funny. :-)

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    That's funny

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    What is with these spammers?... Are we turning into f'ing CL?

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    I'm new and I need a bike.....

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    I didn't get it. Guys implying she got like BJ lessons?

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    I didn't get it. Guys implying she got like BJ lessons?
    No. Fucking lessons.

    Lol

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    Oh I get it now. I think it would've been better of I had gotten it in the first part though.

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    Re: Man killed on golf course

    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Oh I get it now. I think it would've been better of I had gotten it in the first part though.
    It's ok jokes aren't for everyone, just go back to your Sesame Street flash cards with bright pretty colors and shapes.

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    ;p lol ^

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