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    Caption This!

    So many funny things I can think of, so figured we could all get a laugh to see who comes up with the best caption.

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    Re: Caption This!

    Already looks captioned to me.

    But seriously, that pig looks like a freaky alien pig, wtf?
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    Re: Caption This!

    Here is a funny Pollock joke.

    Two Pollocks walked into town from their farms one day to buy pigs. On the way home, one Pol said to his friend, "how will we know which pig is mine and which is yours?" His friend pondered, then replied, "we could cut the left ear off your pig, then we'll be able to tell them apart". The man thought about this for a while then agreed. So, they cut the left ear off the man's pig. After a bit, the two pigs began fighting and the one-eared pig bit the left ear off the other pig. This posed the problem again, so they decided to cut the right ear off one of the pigs so they would know which pig was which. After a time, the pigs fought again and yes, the earless pig bit the right ear off the other pig.

    Not knowing what to do, they discussed cutting one of the pigs tails off. Agreed. Again, the pigs fought and both ended up tailless.

    Then, one Pol suggested they cut one of the pigs hind legs off.

    Finally after much thought, the other Pol said, "that is just too inhumane. How about we say the black pig is yours and the white one is mine....
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    Re: Caption This!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghosty View Post
    Already looks captioned to me.

    But seriously, that pig looks like a freaky alien pig, wtf?
    Ok, Ghosty let's use some imagination and pretend it is not captioned


    See Ezzzzy1 has it right
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    Re: Caption This!

    Hahaa, ok well if I remember any scary alien pig jokes, I'll share here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghosty View Post
    Hahaa, ok well if I remember any scary alien pig jokes, I'll share here...
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    Same team Farva! Same team!

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    Caption: Dat's RACIST!!!
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    Re: Caption This!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghosty View Post
    Already looks captioned to me.

    But seriously, that pig looks like a freaky alien pig, wtf?

    chk out the man eating pigs in Hannibal....

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    Is it just me or does the pig look like it has hooker makeup on.

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    I'm calling Al Gore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldog View Post
    <over your head>
    Yeah yeah, I know what you're goin' for. I just wouldn't want to offend any of our fine LEO's we have on CSC. So I'm sticking with the alien pig part, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghosty View Post
    Yeah yeah, I know what you're goin' for. I just wouldn't want to offend any of our fine LEO's we have on CSC. So I'm sticking with the alien pig part, lol.

    True...although I think any Leo that joins a sportbike club has pretty thick skin and can take a joke

    I'll try to find a picture of a "beaner" (like myself) holding some beans
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    Yeah hopefully. On our car/racing board we had a few various LEO's, and they didn't take kindly to ANY pig references, even in jest, so I tread lightly.

    Carry on, this isn't there...
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    Re: Caption This!

    The pig comments don't bother me at all *shrugs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    The pig comments don't bother me at all *shrugs*
    I dont think this refers to you... I actually find myself respecting you and the job you do more and more.

    Its nice to see someone do as (seemingly) well of a job as you do.

    Also thanks for speaking openly on here about it. You have shed a lot of light on several different topics!


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    It's tradition to carry you through the front door honey relax
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    The pig comments don't bother me at all *shrugs*
    Glad to hear it man as I only posted it for a laugh and not to bag on cops

    As with every group there is always good and bad apples in every so I'd never be one to bash a entire group.

    Quote Originally Posted by Moose73 View Post
    It's tradition to carry you through the front door honey relax
    And see, funny captions didn't have to be about cops like Moose73 did
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    Now that I've seen the picture:

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    If only there could have somehow been a Harley Davidson in that picture!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Barn~ View Post
    If only there could have somehow been a Harley Davidson in that picture!
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