Yeah but my pants are better than your pants.
Mine come from a conservative christian owned factory, high atop Mt. Soapbox, where all of the workers have every benefit so they wont be a drain on the others like those low lifes who work hard just to afford to live, and the pants are above any and all safety issues because they dont fall into the same catagory as other pants. They are the best because even though they look the same, and do the same things as other pants they are a class above - they are "special"..