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    Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    WHAT THE FUUUUUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!!!!!

    How does someone go from being the baddest mother on the face of this earth to a retirement home?

    There goes all his magical powers...

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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    Its the rapture!!!!!!! RUN!!!

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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    I heard he clenched his jaw and the whiskers popped right out of his face, killing 14.
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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    Just looks wrong!
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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    There are already a ton of meme's going around, hilarious. Soooo...

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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    This happened like 3 months ago.
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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    "For the longest time, the rumor was that underneath Chuck Norris' beard was a smaller, deadlier beard." <---- classic!

    But yeah he really needs to grow it back. He just looks weak now.
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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rabbie303 View Post
    But yeah he really needs to grow it back. He just looks weak now.
    Looks? Ha! Even the Vegas odds of him loosing a bar fight have slipped.
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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ezzzzy1 View Post
    There goes all his magical powers...

    During Vietnam, Native American soldiers, lost some of their powers after their hair was trimmed too. The gov't did a study on it back in the Vietnam war.
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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    Has been

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    Re: Chuck Norris shaved his beard!

    And that's that for threads you started that we talked.

    A few jacks. No flame wars. So umm... And yeah I didn't go into EVERY post started by you because.... Well you do actually start more threads than most on here these days. So there is about about double the threads of yours that I never even posted in.

    So again... Every thread??

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