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    Sweet mother of...

    http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/3929672599.html

    It's "one of a kind" alright...

    Let's put it this way: I've heard of frankenbikes, but this is a straight up aborted-fetus-abomination frankenbike.

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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    Jesus it's even got a car tire on the back
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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    I sent him an email and said I was serious. He has not replied. Well I may have said some other thing about the bike as well.

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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    ummm...that's a single sided swingarm on the front....with no suspension
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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    And the SyFy channel has a bike. Thanks OCC

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    Hahahaha this thing is epic!

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    Besides that it is God awfully ugly, it also looks like a damn death trap.
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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    Hahahaha just noticed the car tire is on backwards. Blaahahahaaaaa!!

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    Just noticed already posted, yeah I doubt it ever ran.

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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    I like how it also has a single sided swingarm up front, and a 190 tire up front. Traction FTW.

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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    What makes me laugh is the "over 50 photos of every part of the bike" part of the ad. Well, I suppose it's good to know about the third radiator UNDER the headlight fairings!

    I wonder if any of the parts he's put on this bike are stolen... I feel like the police would have to make calls to about 10 different people to notify them that "their bike had been recovered".


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    Potential questions for seller: "When's the next oil change?" "So about track pressures... 28 front 26 rear for the track?" "Does it run?"
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    He had me at "cut headers". But what really sealed the deal was "The gas tank is rusted with holes on the sides from being filing"

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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    1. Take every broken part you have and weld it to a frame
    2. Call it an "extended" project
    3. ????
    4. Proft!

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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    lol I saw Revzilla post this up. I believe my exact words were KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    What part of this seemed to be a "good idea" in the sellers eyes??
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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    I cant imagine he's actually serious. Probably works at yard and just welded a bunch of parts together as a joke
    I have no idea what you're talking about.

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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    Wow...so many things to make fun of, only a finite number of years left to live...
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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    Exhaust.......Wait what?


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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    Nothing says "support" like a piece of wire holding your radiator, never mind those awesome stabalizers.


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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    Here you go Ej


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    Re: Sweet mother of...

    Airbox not included


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    Holy clearance batman!

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