I have more Yugo jokes than you can imagine...
Sample:
Why do Yugos have the rear window defroster on the outside?
To keep you hands warm when you push it in the winter...
A guy walks into an auto parts store and tells the clerk "I'd like to get a locking gas cap for my Yugo"
The clerk looks at him for a few seconds, then says "You drive a hard bargain, but it's a deal."
How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the gas tank.
Thankyou thankyou, I'll be here all week...