Ode to an asshole... (Silver Kawi Ninja 636, Black and Red Shoei helmet)

[Colorado S14]

Dear Squid on the Silver Kawasaki Ninja 636 with the matte Black with Red Shoei helmet,
I had the unfortunate opportunity to watch you make a bad name for bikers today for the 15 minutes I bore witness to your retarded shenanigans. I was next too you on I-25 N and then Colorado Blvd. N. You are an asshole, not the people you are scaring with you weaving in between lanes, not the people in traffic that are surprised when they are lane split by a motorcycle at every light between I-25 and Alameda in a state where it is illegal, but your dumb ass without gloves and a jacket on a bike acting like a child. When you get off the highway and approach off ramp traffic only to weave around the traffic and slot yourself in front of a 70yr old lady in a Jaguar who, when startled by your reckless driving, chooses to honk at you please next time refrain from turning around to yell at her and then give her one of the longest most animated fingers I have ever witnessed. I implore you to consider us considerate, polite, safe motorcyclists who are grouped in with your bottom of the barrel genetic human trash and given a bad name due to your actions.

Signed,
Disappointed

[#1Townie]

Dear fucking god you people drive me nuts with your all gear all the time.

Get the fuck out of here. Have I thrown a leg over a bike with no lid? Yes. Why? Because fuck you that's why.

I am a grown ass man and need no one to tell me to wear a seatbelt or helmet.

Okay?

Also nothing like hiding behind a screen name talking shit to a rider you know will never see this post. Should have said something to his face.

And to the remark about making a bad name for bikers..... Ummmm. Wtf are you talking about? Did he pull out a gun and kill a bunch of people? Is he selling meth by the pounds? Was there 100 of them chasing random people and pulling them out of cars?

I'm guessing not. Again please man the fuck up. You want to call yourself a biker you better stop worrying about what people think. Bikers don't give a fuck.

No I'm guessing you would fall into the rider area. You worry about how you look in all your gear and care what people think of you.

Fuck that. Just go ride and stop trying to be the internet squid police.

Like I have told many people before you. If you aren't going to say it to the riders face you have no right to say it here behind the riders back.

Blah quitting chewing is making me angry. Lol.

[Ph03niX]

Dear fucking god you people drive me nuts with your all gear all the time.

Get the fuck out of here. Have I thrown a leg over a bike with no lid? Yes. Why? Because fuck you that's why.

I am a grown ass man and need no one to tell me to wear a seatbelt or helmet.

Okay?

Also nothing like hiding behind a screen name talking shit to a rider you know will never see this post. Should have said something to his face.

And to the remark about making a bad name for bikers..... Ummmm. Wtf are you talking about? Did he pull out a gun and kill a bunch of people? Is he selling meth by the pounds? Was there 100 of them chasing random people and pulling them out of cars?

I'm guessing not. Again please man the fuck up. You want to call yourself a biker you better stop worrying about what people think. Bikers don't give a fuck.

No I'm guessing you would fall into the rider area. You worry about how you look in all your gear and care what people think of you.

Fuck that. Just go ride and stop trying to be the internet squid police.

Like I have told many people before you. If you aren't going to say it to the riders face you have no right to say it here behind the riders back.

Blah quitting chewing is making me angry. Lol.

The anger and immaturity is strong with this one.

[#1Townie]

The anger and immaturity is strong with this one.

Ummmm... Okay yeah you're right. Oh wait.... I have and always will call out these people.

I have zero respect for cowards. But yeah that makes me immature. Because I'm not the one that seen a problem and decided to go blab about it on the internet to look cool with the other so called squid haters.

But really at the end of the day the dude did what he did and had no guidance from a maybe better rider. People don't want to reach out and adjust the behavior to try to make it better for the "sport".


No, what do they do?

Hey guys look at me I hadbto watch some squid act all crazy while I rolled up the windows and didn't make eye contact because I was skurd.

Man where are the coos when you need them.

Fuck guys you know where these guys hang out. A little respect and knowledge goes a long fucking way. But no fuck that let's just hang out on CSC and talk shit like high school drama queens.

Did you guys see what Stephanie wore today? She didn't even haver gloves on. O.... M..... G....

But yeah I'm the immature one. Lol. You sir fail at defense.

[Ph03niX]

Ummmm... Okay yeah you're right. Oh wait.... I have and always will call out these people.

I have zero respect for cowards. But yeah that makes me immature. Because I'm not the one that seen a problem and decided to go blab about it on the internet to look cool with the other so called squid haters.

But really at the end of the day the dude did what he did and had no guidance from a maybe better rider. People don't want to reach out and adjust the behavior to try to make it better for the "sport".


No, what do they do?

Hey guys look at me I hadbto watch some squid act all crazy while I rolled up the windows and didn't make eye contact because I was skurd.

Man where are the coos when you need them.

Fuck guys you know where these guys hang out. A little respect and knowledge goes a long fucking way. But no fuck that let's just hang out on CSC and talk shit like high school drama queens.

Did you guys see what Stephanie wore today? She didn't even haver gloves on. O.... M..... G....

But yeah I'm the immature one. Lol. You sir fail at defense.

No.. Haha, you just go way overboard with your responses. He's a coward because he made fun of a guy being reckless?
1) Making fun of an idiot doesn't make you a coward.
2) Why the hell would ColoradoS14 try to reason with a guy who was already getting honked at and not changing his actions? Especially while driving..
3) Riding like that does give a bad name to riders. People see him driving like an idiot and may hate on the rest of us because of him. It's a bad stereotype we're all apart of.
4) Post has entertainment value, so why the hell not? I laughed at it .

[#1Townie]

No.. Haha, you just go way overboard with your responses. He's a coward because he made fun of a guy being reckless?
1) Making fun of an idiot doesn't make you a coward.
2) Why the hell would ColoradoS14 try to reason with a guy who was already getting honked at and not changing his actions? Especially while driving..
3) Riding like that does give a bad name to riders. People see him driving like an idiot and may hate on the rest of us because of him. It's a bad stereotype we're all apart of.
4) Post has entertainment value, so why the hell not? I laughed at it .

Oh really. Okay. Well the CSC just did a great job by showing the entire city of Denver their burnouts in funny hats. Handing out shots to the crowed while drinking. From the sounds of it drinking before riding.

You really want to give this guy shit for making an ass in front of maybe fifty people? How many people watched the ambassadors of this club act like total squids?

Come on man you can't have it both ways.

No I will stick with my original point. If you can't say it to the mans face don't say it. And if you think for one second I won't say anything I say on here to someone's face you better go ask around.

I have... And will again.

Joker how is it constructive? At what point does that guy reflect you? Have you ever bothered to watch how they ride over in Europe? Holy crap.

We are not bikers. Any of the 1%ers will be happy to put any of you in your place on that one. You are riders.

You care what people think. Why? Harley's and their clubs have by far out down anything a sport bike has. Shit they have all out wars. I don't see anyone trying to ban bikes over that.

Honestly who cares? And if you're going to care be a fucking man about it. Take that shit to the problem. Don't just come on here and act cool. That's lame.

And just so you know joker I was one of those guys that was being made fun of. Its why I signed into this thing. It always seems to be right around this time of year that people seem to get their I'm too cool for them attitude.

I think its jealousy. But so be it.

[The Black Knight]

Dear fucking god you people drive me nuts with your all gear all the time.

Get the fuck out of here. Have I thrown a leg over a bike with no lid? Yes. Why? Because fuck you that's why.

I am a grown ass man and need no one to tell me to wear a seatbelt or helmet.

Okay?

Also nothing like hiding behind a screen name talking shit to a rider you know will never see this post. Should have said something to his face.

And to the remark about making a bad name for bikers..... Ummmm. Wtf are you talking about? Did he pull out a gun and kill a bunch of people? Is he selling meth by the pounds? Was there 100 of them chasing random people and pulling them out of cars?

I'm guessing not. Again please man the fuck up. You want to call yourself a biker you better stop worrying about what people think. Bikers don't give a fuck.

No I'm guessing you would fall into the rider area. You worry about how you look in all your gear and care what people think of you.

Fuck that. Just go ride and stop trying to be the internet squid police.

Like I have told many people before you. If you aren't going to say it to the riders face you have no right to say it here behind the riders back.

Blah quitting chewing is making me angry. Lol.

Welcome to my world(started September 1st). Tomorrow will be 7 months chew free. I quit cold turkey and haven't looked back. I raged pretty hard for about three weeks. After that it was better and progressively got easier and easier. Everyday is just another day I haven't chewed is how I look at it. Now, looking at 7 months in, I hate to break it and start up again. After so much progress, I look at every day as a potential day more I haven't chewed. So that's what keeps me motivated.

It was a very hard habit to kick. I don't think I'm completely over it, or if I ever will be. For some reason the last two weeks have been irritating because I've craved a dip. Which is odd, because my cravings stopped back in October. I think it's just the mind playing tricks on me and wanting something that is so readily available.

Keep it up man, only you can know that you're going to kick the habit.

[#1Townie]

Welcome to my world(started September 1st). Tomorrow will be 7 months chew free. I quit cold turkey and haven't looked back. I raged pretty hard for about three weeks. After that it was better and progressively got easier and easier. Everyday is just another day I haven't chewed is how I look at it. Now, looking at 7 months in, I hate to break it and start up again. After so much progress, I look at every day as a potential day more I haven't chewed. So that's what keeps me motivated.

It was a very hard habit to kick. I don't think I'm completely over it, or if I ever will be. For some reason the last two weeks have been irritating because I've craved a dip. Which is odd, because my cravings stopped back in October. I think it's just the mind playing tricks on me and wanting something that is so readily available.

Keep it up man, only you can know that you're going to kick the habit.

Bro the dock workers in Oakland have no idea the hell I could bring them. Lol. First full day with no dip was yesterday. Got all tweeker like in traffic. Felt really weird. But yeah I will enjoy saving the money for other things.

Also have you tried the jerky chew? Shit was amazing yesterday in filling that void in my cheek.

[The Black Knight]

Bro the dock workers in Oakland have no idea the hell I could bring them. Lol. First full day with no dip was yesterday. Got all tweeker like in traffic. Felt really weird. But yeah I will enjoy saving the money for other things.

Also have you tried the jerky chew? Shit was amazing yesterday in filling that void in my cheek.

I haven't tried the jerky stuff. I wanted to quit cold and that's what I did. Before I quit(during last Summer). I tried to ween myself down from a can every two or three days to a can a week. That only worked for so long and before I would know it, I was right back to my normal use. So after that I realized I'm the type of person that needs to completely give something up and not look back. Which is what I did. The money savings was nice as well. My habit was costing me $50 a month, so that's an extra $50 in my pocket that I didn't have. When I evaluated the Pros vs. Cons, the Pros vastly outweighed the Cons, so it was an easy choice to quit. Now that I look back I wish I would have done it sooner.

I don't despise the habit or those that stiff do it and I never will. I really enjoyed chew and miss it. Just not enough to start back up again.



P.S.
try seeds, I know some guys that have quit have used seeds as a replacement for the chew. For me, I could never bust the seed right and always ended up just eating the whole thing, shell and all. You can try gum too but that just pissed me off more than anything when I tried it.

[mdub]

Welcome to my world(started September 1st). Tomorrow will be 7 months chew free. I quit cold turkey and haven't looked back. I raged pretty hard for about three weeks. After that it was better and progressively got easier and easier. Everyday is just another day I haven't chewed is how I look at it. Now, looking at 7 months in, I hate to break it and start up again. After so much progress, I look at every day as a potential day more I haven't chewed. So that's what keeps me motivated.

It was a very hard habit to kick. I don't think I'm completely over it, or if I ever will be. For some reason the last two weeks have been irritating because I've craved a dip. Which is odd, because my cravings stopped back in October. I think it's just the mind playing tricks on me and wanting something that is so readily available.

Keep it up man, only you can know that you're going to kick the habit.

guess your teeth and gums are getting better.

[The Black Knight]

guess your teeth and gums are getting better.

I never experienced any issues in that area. My dentist could never tell that I did chew. My teeth are white and the only tell tale sign was a bit of callous on my lip. Gums are perfectly fine.

[#1Townie]

Man its just the jerky at the store. Not the help you quit stuff.

Thanks for the seeds idea. But I'm not actually doing too bad. I've been a can a day for a long time. Killed a can of jerky in two dips. Lol. That was funny.

I'm enjoying the idea of not needing the dip. But I already miss the flavor. Oh well. Time to move on.

[j0ker]

Calling someone out and going batshit rage-o-man are two different things. You did come back and just blast him Townie. I don't see how you get coward out of this? I think he was blowing off steam in a constructive (and useless) way. So what?

I will be the first to admit I am not always in gear. I am not always going the speed limit. I might not always be in one lane, but damn dude. I might go buy you a can. :P Nawww... stay strong off that shit.

[madvlad]

That was me bro, sorry.

With love,

Super squid

[The Black Knight]

Damn squids always squiding it up with their squidly friends.

[madvlad]

Now who is taking things too seriously... I'm just being sarcastic

[Ganjagod]

Somebody is a tough guy around here huh?... I'm shaking in my boots! Why the fuck do you care if he calls out some squid? Felt like he was talking about you? Do you know the guy? Stop acting like you wanna meet up just to get your ass beat. Although you do seem like the type of pussy to brandish a weapon when you realize you're not as tough as you thought. You don't know everybody on here and with the way you're acting I have half a mind to say hello. Of course i'm not going to jail over some idiot blabbing on the CSC about how he has zero respect for cowards and he's a grown ass man, yet he keeps posting bullshit on here like we actually think this guy is someone to steer clear of lol. Well I guess he is in a way... Not out of fear of him but fear of yourself doing something you would regret later in your cell. You might regret it at least... You could just be grinning ear to ear thinking about the look on his face. I've heard things about Townie over the years but fuck me is this guy a douchebag. The kind of douchebag you want to see in a pool of blood and tears. You wanna be a grown ass man? Calm the fuck down....

[#1Townie]

Somebody is a tough guy around here huh?... I'm shaking in my boots! Why the fuck do you care if he calls out some squid? Felt like he was talking about you? Do you know the guy? Stop acting like you wanna meet up just to get your ass beat. Although you do seem like the type of pussy to brandish a weapon when you realize you're not as tough as you thought. You don't know everybody on here and with the way you're acting I have half a mind to say hello. Of course i'm not going to jail over some idiot blabbing on the CSC about how he has zero respect for cowards and he's a grown ass man, yet he keeps posting bullshit on here like we actually think this guy is someone to steer clear of lol. Well I guess he is in a way... Not out of fear of him but fear of yourself doing something you would regret later in your cell. You might regret it at least... You could just be grinning ear to ear thinking about the look on his face. I've heard things about Townie over the years but fuck me is this guy a douchebag. The kind of douchebag you want to see in a pool of blood and tears. You wanna be a grown ass man? Calm the fuck down....

Lol. Pm coming.

[j0ker]

So much RAWWWRR in here! I love it.

[#1Townie]

Oh the idea I'm a pussy who needs a gun. And a cop calling pussy. Blaaahahahahaha.

Mighty bold statements pumpkin.

[Ganjagod]

Oh the idea I'm a pussy who needs a gun. And a cop calling pussy. Blaaahahahahaha.

Mighty bold statements pumpkin.

I don't find them to be bold at all.... How old are you just out of curiosity? I hope not any older than I am because you're a joke.

[#1Townie]

I don't find them to be bold at all.... How old are you just out of curiosity? I hope not any older than I am because you're a joke.

Oh I'm sorry. Didn't mean to be a joke. Tough guy. The only one making threats of violence in here is you dude.

If what I said to Damir was taken that way it wasn't meant to be. Was more trying to avoid a flame war over nothing. But looks like we have it. Cheech.

But no I need no guns. I need no cops. Mighty bold statements for sure. Billy bad ass.

[Ganjagod]

Oh I'm sorry. Didn't mean to be a joke. Tough guy. The only one making threats of violence in here is you dude.

If what I said to Damir was taken that way it wasn't meant to be. Was more trying to avoid a flame war over nothing. But looks like we have it. Cheech.


But no I need no guns. I need no cops. Mighty bold statements for sure. Billy bad ass.

You're the one sending pm's about meeting up in May and blablabla. I'm also not the one talking about handling my business in real life and you shouldn't hide behind a screen and say it to his face nonsense. I already said i'm not going to jail (they have a way with finding these things out) because some asshole on the CSC thinks he knows best. Then again I also told you I could have a different view on life by May so it's still up in the air. Let me know in May if your sorry ass is still thinking about this. So I don't see how i'm the tough guy... Maybe I am though... Maybe I'm the real tough guy who doesn't have to try so damn hard to prove it. And if not then i'm certainly the smart one because you sir are an absolute moron. Seriously what's wrong this dipshit? You guys actually ride with this dude? Surely this isn't because he hasn't had any chew in a while. Sounds like he has some mental issues and a small dick to me.

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