If Moderators Did Their Job

[Spiderman]

... Then, when I posted here about how it was ridiculous to ban me over that and that is why this site is a joke, I got banned here, LOL....

Not that I need to, but just to set the record straight, you weren't banned here, you were made "Read Only" (which only means you can't post) after starting a thread titled "Why CO sportbike club sucks..." (see #4 in the Message Board Guidelines). I then I sent you a PM informing you of these actions, and, after some discussion, we came to an understanding and your status was reinstated.

This isn't a perfect system; sometimes it works better than others and sometimes it appears imbalanced, but we're working on regulating that, and some new moderators will be announced shortly. They're currently undergoing grueling and intensive training, and will continue to do so, until they can all stay in the push-up position for 8 hours straight while being sprayed with a fire hose.

[Vance]

I do so love being able to rely on the CSC for some good drama every now and again.
These little moments are why I'll never go away (maybe not log in necessarily, but certainly never go away).

[~Barn~]

<Snip...> and some new moderators will be announced shortly. They're currently undergoing grueling and intensive training, and will continue to do so, until they can all stay in the push-up position for 8 hours straight while being sprayed with a fire hose.

How do I get vetted for consideration on this?

[Sean]

How do I get vetted for consideration on this?

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Since I've never been a mod, can I just get like five bans to use at some point? I've been around long enough to earn that, right?

[j0ker]

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Since I've never been a mod, can I just get like five bans to use at some point? I've been around long enough to earn that, right?

Pretty funny idea.