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    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:

    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:

    1 cup of water

    1 tsp baking soda

    1 cup of sugar

    1 tsp salt

    1 cup of brown sugar

    1 tsp lemon juice

    4 large eggs

    1 cup nuts

    2 cups of dried fruit

    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila



    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

    Take a large bowl, check the

    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour

    one level cup

    and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a

    large

    fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this

    point

    it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another

    cup,

    just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the

    bowl and

    chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off

    floor...

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the

    beaterers

    just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to

    check for

    tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a

    sheet.

    Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain

    your

    nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever

    you

    can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't

    forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out,

    finish the Jose

    Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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    you forgot to mention the long long nap afterwards...

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