Man and wife always agreed to pleasure each other whenever the other was in the mood. They agreed never to turn the other one down unless it was a drastic reason.
When it was time one or the other wanted a little loving they would ask..
Do you want to wash some clothes? This was their key phrase.
They would then get to it. Well one time the wife had a really bad week and was very sick and her husband and her were laying in the bed when he asked.
Do you want to wash some clothes? She replied..NO, I really am not in the mood and I really don't feel well enough to. So the husband says, OK! He then rolls over and goes to sleep.
Well his wife was thinking to herself how she had never turned him down and how he had never turned her down and this was the first time in their marriage one of them had asked for sex and the other said NO. So she woke up her husband and told him how sorry she was for saying NO and how she was feeling better and would like to know if... He would like to wash some clothes. His reply. No, it was just a small load so I washed it by hand.