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    Bad News -- Good News

    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

    "We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkins asked hopefully.

    The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

    "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkins. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

    The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty five pound king crabs and 6 good size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

    The trooper said.... "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow! Follow us!
    "Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007

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