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    Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    This is just plain funny IMO
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs
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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!



    That was funny.

    "Samuel L. Jackson as the fiery bush"

    I really don't see why anyone would be offended.
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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    LOL, Now that was some funny sheit!!


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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    I really don't see why anyone would be offended. [/quote]

    They probably wouldn't. Vance is just being sensitive to the easily offended Bible thumpers.
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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    Well I know how [strike:c7cd6ce146]you[/strike:c7cd6ce146] those Focus on (Your Own Damn Family PLEASE) the Family people can be sometimes. Hypersenastive of the hypersensative when it comes to something that is outright funny such as this. They'll find SOME way to be offended by it.
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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Vance";p="272998
    Well I know how [strike:87bcd3400c]you[/strike:87bcd3400c] those Focus on (Your Own Damn Family PLEASE) the Family people can be sometimes. Hypersenastive of the hypersensative when it comes to something that is outright funny such as this. They'll find SOME way to be offended by it.
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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by rforsythe";p="273001
    The DaVinci Code and your post make baby Jesus cry!
    Good. That was my goal!
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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by rforsythe";p="273001
    Quote Originally Posted by Vance";p="272998
    Well I know how [strike:1d6ca779d5]you[/strike:1d6ca779d5] those Focus on (Your Own Damn Family PLEASE) the Family people can be sometimes. Hypersenastive of the hypersensative when it comes to something that is outright funny such as this. They'll find SOME way to be offended by it.
    The DaVinci Code and your post make baby Jesus cry!

    The DaVinci Code caused quite a stir, worldwide even. Sci Fi Channel had a pretty good special on it.
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    You know what is really scaring me? This is like the third thread in the last few days where r1chie and Vance have been conversing nicely (and even sticking up for me). Has hell frozen over?
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    soooo an invisible guy in the sky created everything?

    in our galaxy and solar system only? hey wait, does each galaxy have its own god?

    I bet my dog's ass has its own god and sub universe that we just can't see with the human eye,

    and before you complain, get over it,.,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beotch";p="273017
    You know what is really scaring me? This is like the third thread in the last few days where r1chie and Vance have been conversing nicely (and even sticking up for me). Has hell frozen over?
    Vance and I have ALWAYS conversed nicely, where have you been?

    My computer if left on for several billion years will eventually developed a set of instructions that allowed it to preserve itself and eventually become self mobile and getting energy all by itself through random chance. It will begin reproducing at some point and then start adapting all on its own. Where did this computer come from? Well it too took several billion years for all the parts to come together to make is. It is a simple device compared to an Amoeba which has locomotion, feeds itself, shape shifts, all in a small compact body. Now that I understand the nature of the universe, I can move on.

    Because I have a painting of an artist who painted a picture of what he thought may have happened and the writings of another religion both came years after the event, I can say with some certainty that Jesus was married and if he wasn't, he was most certainly gay.

    I think Morgan Freeman would make a better burning bush, he has already played the part in Bruce almighty.
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    Re: Easily Offended Bible Thumpers Need Not Watch!!!

    I vote Bruce Campbell in the role of the burning bush/god.

    Its the role he was born for... well... after Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolf2007";p="273026
    soooo an invisible guy in the sky created everything?

    in our galaxy and solar system only? hey wait, does each galaxy have its own god?

    I bet my dog's ass has its own god and sub universe that we just can't see with the human eye,

    and before you complain, get over it,.,,,
    There's an amazing story by Asimov (oft considered his best ever) short story so even you ADD people might be able to read this one without getting distracted - called "The Last Question." I won't ruin it for you - but along this train of thought its well worth the read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja";p="273043
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    Nick knows where the story goes!
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    yeah I have read my share of sci fi, Farmer wrote some good stuff too, its not all about asimov, there are OTHER sci writers out there. USA made a movie based on Riverworld by farmer, it was not too bad, low budget, but good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolf2007";p="273097
    yeah I have read my share of sci fi, Farmer wrote some good stuff too, its not all about asimov, there are OTHER sci writers out there. USA made a movie based on Riverworld by farmer, it was not too bad, low budget, but good.
    By no means am I saying it is all about Asimov... just noting that story in particular in reference to this thread. Point in fact Asimov translates HORRIBLY onto screen. Philip K. Dick on the other hand... now that stuff is brilliant (when translated properly) for the big screen.
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