HUSBAND AND WIFE

[SheDevil]

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."

[rybo]

DOH!

[~Barn~]

[Spiderman]

I hate it when that happens!

I wonder if it was a Freudian slip? Like this famous one:

I meant to say "Can you pass the salt?" but what came out of my mouth was "You goddam bitch, you ruined my life!"

[vdubguy2k]

I hate it when that happens!

I wonder if it was a Freudian slip? Like this famous one:

I was taking a drink of water and almost chocked to death when I read that.......that is awesome! I am going to have to use that one here soon haha

[Grant_Me_Revenge]

yes!!! that was friggin awesome

[DICK]

HA HA HA HA

[Mel]

HA HA HA HA

Damnit! I didn't tell you to post! Go and make me a pot pie!