So a 10 yr old little boy comes home from school and tells his mom he had sex with his teacher.She sends him to his room and says wait till your dad gets home!!!Dad comes home and hears the story bout him having sex with his teacher and says "way to go son lets go buy you a brand new bike." After buying the bike dad asks son if he wants to ride it home.
The boy replies "no my ass still hurts!!!!!"