Sex problems

[Devaclis]

A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.

Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"

"Well, yes, I actually did once."

"And how did your husband look?"

"Angry, very angry."

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at us!"

[snatfinder]

My buddy's grandma told him she went to the doctor and when he asked how everything was going she said that she and her husband are only able to have oral sex. The doctor was confused and she said, " I see him in the hallway and I say 'Fuck you!' and he says 'Fuck you too!!'"