He was so kind as to take us on a ride last Saturday . . . if I had only known . . .
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1. He likes to ask guys to marry him when he's drunk.
2. He tries to table dance when he's drunk.
3. He sticks his booty in strange places (i.e. the creek)
4. He's older than dirt.
5. He honestly believes beemers are the absolute best bike.
6. And he doesn't have a modest bone in his body.

I probably would have declined the offer.




The ever grateful Diva.