Ride for CCW premit holders only! Meet at zero eight hundred hours. Must have valid CCW. No wimpy 9mm's or any type of Glock allowed, I hate Glock's. Must also be proficient with RPG's and hand grenades.

It is prefered that no one shave, including the women. It'll make us look tougher and therefore probably won't have to pull our weapons!


Obviously I'm joking. We'll be in the mountains livin' life this weekend. Well... provided no one shoots us!!