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Tue Feb 14th, 2006, 07:14 PM
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Geriatric Curmudgeon
Lifetime Supporter
Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses for shooting that lawyer
10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"
9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"
8. "Not enough Jim Beam"
7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"
6. "I love to shoot people"
5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"
4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"
3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"
2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough
choices for the elderly"
1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"
"Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~
Ewan McGregor 2007
"It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~
---- Joe Walsh 2012
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