Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't have chosen any other bike and I still love it.

But every time I see a Panigale, all I can think about is how much I want to mount and coitus it. Like the Stig mounts 911s. Seriously how much sex appeal can one bike have?

LED headlights. Serious it has LED headlights. Can't get no more pimp.

LED mirror mounted turn signals.

That exhaust snaking through the fender. It's like porn.

That single sided swingarm. As dangerous as it looks, who the fuck cares when it gives you boners.

And that hollow rear axle. Words can't express it.

I seriously love the Panigale. And the sound they make, ohhhh can't forget that noise. If I could make Anna Kournikova moan, I'd pray it sounded like that hugely oversquare twin.