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  1. Wed May 23rd, 2007, 03:42 PM #1
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    Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

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    Every week Mel will demo the newest motorcycle models from all the major manufacturers.

    From around the globe Mel will deliver such ovelooked motorcycling insights as:
    "Best Bang for Buffalo, Bolt Action Browning or Ducati 999?"
    "Qual hunting Quebec on a Kawasaki."
    "Suzukis on the Savanna - Who's faster? A cheetah or the new GSXR 600?"
    "Motards and Mud Hens, a match made in heaven."
    "Llama-ha, hunting Peru on the '07 R1."
    "Laguna Seca Seagulls, flip'in the bird at 180mhp."

    (Sponsored by Realtree's new motorcycle gear division....."MotoRealtree! Sneak up on the lead!")
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!




    you are soooo dead!!! haha
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    Damn you! I am not telling you of my encounters anymore!

    PS, I don't see a seagull in there!
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beotch View Post
    Damn you! I am not telling you of my encounters anymore!

    PS, I don't see a seagull in there!
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    ... now be honest... did you take extra time to cut out her butt area slowly w/ the pen tool?
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    Quote Originally Posted by InlineSIX24 View Post
    ... now be honest... did you take extra time to cut out her butt area slowly w/ the pen tool?

    What happens around Mel's butt, stays in Mel's butt.
    Wait, what I meant to say was....ummmm....aaaa....that Mel's butt is...ummm......aaaaaa......
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    I don't even know where to begin a response to either of you
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    Man ---- look at all the ROADKILL
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    AHHH Get out the way, SHE'S AIMING!!!


    ( dont end up on her wall! )



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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    She ain't drivin' slow --- she's reloadin'
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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    wow...that's...thorough.






    and disturbing.

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    Re: Mel's got a new job. Way to go girl!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja View Post
    Man ---- look at all the ROADKILL
    WOOOO... there's roadkill?? Where???


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