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    Why is it sooo hard to be a man??

    >Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a
    >pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male
    >chauvinist.
    >
    >If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard
    >there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a
    >good-for-nothing bum.
    >
    >If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If
    >you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass
    >and find something better.
    >
    >If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job
    >ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
    >
    >If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
    >quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't,
    >you're an insensitive bastard.
    >
    >If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she
    >makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
    >woman.
    >
    >If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she
    >asks you, it's a favor.
    >
    >If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If
    >you don't, you're gay.
    >
    >If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If
    >you don't, you're unromantic.
    >
    >If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a
    >slob.
    >
    >If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
    >thoughtful.
    >
    >If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
    >don't, you're not ambitious.
    >
    >If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
    >her anymore.
    >
    >If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be
    >someone else.
    >
    >NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
    >
    >
    >THEY WANT TO!!
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    Re: Why is it sooo hard to be a man??



    If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
    >thoughtful.
    >
    >If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
    >don't, you're not ambitious.

    so true
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