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  1. Wed Jul 23rd, 2008, 10:44 AM #25
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    "You don't have a clue what a Buell is"

    Buell......Buell......aren't those a major contributor to our dependence on foreign oil?!?!
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tipys View Post
    You ever repainted your bike an annoying color.
    i guess i'm fucked!
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    i guess i'm fucked!
    pretty much
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  4. Wed Jul 23rd, 2008, 11:48 AM #28
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    My bike highsided in my driveway with no one on it. Does that count?
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  5. Wed Jul 23rd, 2008, 12:12 PM #29
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    How many yes's do you need to qualify as a squid?
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    How many yes's do you need to qualify as a squid?

    I think you could be all of them and still now be one. You just might be one.
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  7. Wed Jul 23rd, 2008, 07:58 PM #31
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    so, i don't get how someone is a squid if the asphalt is hot and sucks in your kickstand. my bike hasn't fallen over from it, but ive parked somewhere early in the morning when it was cool, and came back later to it being sunk an inch or so. kinda freaked me out the first time, but still...
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Does "talking" about your wrecks quantify as "bragging" about them? In what context is it "bragging"? Or is that all just very subjective.

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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Happened today -

    "You almost rear-end a semi because you are too busy checking out someone else's parked bike."
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  10. Mon Feb 16th, 2009, 04:18 PM #34
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Am I a squid if I ride a Seca 2 yet know that it won't attain 160mph even when fully tuned? I know the max that bike will go from several peoples accounts (well, about 60 on a Seca2 specific forum) is around 110mph then it feels really unstable.
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLE_MONKEY View Post
    "You don't have a clue what a Buell is"

    Buell......Buell......aren't those a major contributor to our dependence on foreign oil?!?!
    Buell: A device for converting gasoline into noise, without the benefit of producing horsepower. See also: Harley-Davidson, Massey-Ferguson
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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Channeling the "Zombie Thread Prevention" Thread...

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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

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    Channeling the "Zombie Thread Prevention" Thread...

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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    u mean...

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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxerk2 View Post
    lol, saw two of those guys riding by Parker and 225 yesterday. Where can I get a mohawk for mah lid?
    You mean this guy???? Is he a choad or what???

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  16. Mon Feb 16th, 2009, 05:20 PM #40
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  17. Tue Feb 17th, 2009, 01:31 AM #41
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    those mohawk things are tight. lol im getting one eventually.

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    Re: You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. if...

    Well since it's late and I really can't get to sleep, here is my 2 cents.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tipys View Post
    You bad mouth all "other" brands of bikes (and have never ridden them) Eh, guilty

    Your Mom and Dad won't ride with you Uh, guilty?

    You study those wacky British street bike magazines for articles on how to do stoppies, burnouts and wheelies. Yet the shop manual for your bike is still yet to be opened. Cmon, who doesn't do this.

    Your helmet looks like standard issue for the 3rd Reich. I wish

    You saw the SQUID movie "Biker Boyz." Twice. Seen it once, so shoot me

    You think that burnouts impress the chicks. They don't?

    You never get your bike out of second gear in the city. Slightly difficult in FoCo

    You ever installed a fender eliminator kit. Soon... soon

    You ride a Suzuki Katana (any size, the bigger the SQUIDer) Thought this was a decent beginner bike...?

    You had your nickname painted, taped, or etched anywhere on your helmet, leathers, or bike. Uh... was thinking of getting "Think" on the leathers I'm getting...

    Your bike has braided hoses and brake lines. Thought this was the mark of someone who isn't a squid...

    You wheelie between lights in traffic to impress car and truck drivers. If I could, I would

    You consider rolling stops to be perfectly legal. Yes

    Your street bike has a steering dampener. Again, thought this was a sign of a non-squid

    Your knee pucks have comical faces. Ooooh, good idea

    Your bike alarm makes annoying sounds when activated. I thought that was the point...
    Quote Originally Posted by Tipys View Post
    You buy cheap tires in order to have enough money to buy a new Shoei helmet. Can't decide which is more important...

    You thread traffic to impress people! All the chicks like it

    You really want other riders to like you and your bike. No, I'd rather they all hate me and my bike
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