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Thread: Never refuse to give her sex

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    Never refuse to give her sex

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    psycho.....
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    Re: Never refuse to give her sex

    Super psycho....though why a guy would be naked (i mean, she obviously didn't rip it off through his clothes and stick it in her mouth) and still refusing sex is kinda weird. I mean, if he was refusing her sex, why would he be undressed enough that she could do that?
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    maybe she was uhhh, you know, down there.... and he said he's done and she got pissed and ripped the poor lil guy off.
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    sooo they are in the room, and she's doing the naughty dance, "look at me babe, you want this ass?" ~smacks ass
    "no, not really"
    "you bloody jerk!" reaches to grab genitals..
    "stop. stop. Don't grab my testicles, please stop."
    rips one off and then what?

    He's sitting, standing, laying, in the fetal position on the floor, bleeding i'm assuming, and she walks off with it? Does she rinse it off before putting it in her mouth? and this friend, how long is it in her mouth before the friend finds out, tracks her down and retrieves it from her mouth?

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    maybe he couldn't finish and she REALLY like the taste of it so she had to get it for herself
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    Re: Never refuse to give her sex

    and how long was she really running around with it in her mouth? I mean, you could not talk, swallow, anything with it in there. So if she left his place, she would have taken it out...which means if a friend was the one to take it out, that means there may have been a third person in the room when the deed was done.
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    EXACTLY!!!!

    there was another person in the room, and i'm betting it was the butler that walked into the library and committed the said deed with the candlestick!
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    this whole thing is nassy and should be deleted... i'm scared of girls now
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    Speaking of sex and other naughty topics, I was watching an infomercial just now, on SpikeTV. It was about this pill that could apparently increase the size of your junk by 25%.

    So I was postulating if this was 25% flacid or 25% erect. (they didn't specify).

    Anyway, I had never even bothered to measure, so I started thinking if this is normal or not. Like... I'm not exactly gonna put this on my resume or anything. Now don't get me wrong, I realize guys do this shit, but up until tonight I never had. So anyway, I've added a poll to this thread, just for kicks.

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    just when i was starting to think you were pretty normal, too.
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