Roommate eating my food... using my soap

[chad23]

Get the bar of soap, put it in a sock, and give him the full metal jacket

[Sortarican]

superglue gay porn all over his things. Especially his bed. For stealing your food & pubing your soap he should have to sleep on dudes blow'n dudes every night.

Great idea. Can you lend him some of yours?

I would have a conversation ...Write down the conversation topics/concerns so the two, .... Set the rules for the conversation and seek a mutual approval ...... We can be kind, right?

Holy shit, I bet Chris has gay porn of you.
When did you grow the vagina Dapper?

Punch him in the liver!

Short, simple, easy to remember.....I love this plan....I'm excited to be a part of it.

[dapper]

When did you grow the vagina Dapper?

In Finishing School.

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

For the food:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup_of_ipecac
For those of you not old enough to remember how violently and immediately this stuff works, simply saying the guy is guaranteed to puke doesn't do it justice...

For the soap:
Rub the soap in thouroughly in fiberglass insulation.

[Think]

Haha, thanks for the advice guys. Thankfully, he is probably going abroad next semester. BUT, the thing that pisses me off is that I told him I had a friend interested in taking up his lease, but I also told him that this friend of mine wouldn't be able to take the lease if he didn't find out soon. So my roommate took the liberty of going to student service on campus and finding some random person to take up his part of the lease without asking either myself or my roommate if we had someone, and we do, which is the friend of mine.

I mean this jackass rarely ever cleans shit around the house. My one roommate and I always do the dishes, vaccuum, take out the trash, while our other roommate, who has done laundry once since the semester has started, leaves his door open so the stench of his dirty clothes can fill our apartment. Then when we tell him that his shit stinks, he goes and sprays febreeze on it.

I know this is so high school, and that plenty of you on this board have gone through WAY worse (and no, I'm not trying to sound all high and mighty), but he has also pretty much turned one of my best friends from last year against me. Me and this friend of mine went through a decent amount of shit last year. For example, our friend tried to jump off a balcony in front of us in a suicide attempt. But it was me that was there, with my hands covered in blood trying to help my friend, not my fucking roommate. And then later in the year, the good friend I am talking about was raped, and I was at the hospital that morning seeing how she was doing, not my piece of shit roommate. Yet he has managed to make me out to be the bad guy to her.

Wow, I did not mean to go that far into this, but that felt good. I think I'm going to have to figure out what he eats of mine most frequently, put exlax in it, and sit there and laugh. I will keep you all updated.

And on that note, I need to go ride.

[TFOGGuys]

Find a nice mineshaft for him to reside in.....

[chad23]

everyone eats Chinese take out and he would never suspect it. Or left over pizza

[chad23]

does he eat candy, buy a big bag of snicker and inject them. dude we could reaaly have fun with this. Call me I got tons of ideas

[Jim_Vess]

The next time you see him eating something, even if it's not your food, start laughing and say, "I just fucked that (insert food item here)."

I bet that cures him - unless he's truly a sick fuck.

[MAZIN]

The next time you see him eating something, even if it's not your food, start laughing and say, "I just fucked that (insert food item here)."

I bet that cures him - unless he's truly a sick fuck.

LOL thats a good one, I was going to say go and workout for a few hours then come home and take the collars of all his shirts and spread the ball sweat out.
Had my share of bad rommies, the worse thing is the lack of aknowlegement on their part. Could always find his box of condoms and poke holes in them (thats the 9mo revenge plot)

[modette99]

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[DeeStylez]

give him a nice complimentary cup of eggnog just before he heads out to work, this would also be your chance to add the extra ingredients

[Matty]

For the food:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup_of_ipecac
For those of you not old enough to remember how violently and immediately this stuff works, simply saying the guy is guaranteed to puke doesn't do it justice...

For the soap:
Rub the soap in thouroughly in fiberglass insulation.

Hahahaha to both. And honestly, don't know which one is worse, lol.

[Think]

does he eat candy, buy a big bag of snicker and inject them. dude we could reaaly have fun with this. Call me I got tons of ideas

Hahahaha, I have a feeling your ideas would get me in a looooot of trouble, but I'm down.

However, I did have a chat with him and he held true to what he said, there was no freak out this time, just a calm conversation. So either I'm crazy, or he is a really really good liar.

[TurboGizzmo]

For the food:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup_of_ipecac
For those of you not old enough to remember how violently and immediately this stuff works, simply saying the guy is guaranteed to puke doesn't do it justice...

For the soap:
Rub the soap in thouroughly in fiberglass insulation.

I like the way you think....I had the same issue with someone using my detergent back in the roommate days....after i warned the roommates I liked I mixed bleach with my sudo detergent

[Scribbler]

Not that a whole lot of people do it because the time/effort/cost rarely seems worthwhile...

From personal experience quite some time ago here in Colorado (the year 1995), I roomed with 3 other guys in a 4 bedroom house, and after having a roommate (who was on the lease) removed, it is actually well within your rights to have him removed for disrupting your living situation for being conducive to an uncomfortable environment. Having to regularly "Label" your food in the refrigerator and regularly take inventory on simple amenities like soap/shampoo/toilet papet/etc....and other living expenses... is just cause to remove a roommate. If he/she has been late repeatedly on rent helps a lot too.

However there is a law in effect which basically states that the problem roommate has to be notified of the grievance and has a few days (might have been a whole week, it's been so long now I don't recall exactly how many days) to rectify the grievance. If the grievance is not rectified roommates can jointly file to evict the roommate (outside of what the landlord may have to say). This however can possibly piss off your landlord.

Trying to make said roommate's life miserable in hopes of encouraging them to move out may result in them taking legal action first. Which wouldn't be good for you.

I'd sooner go to the landlord, explain the situation and re-assure them that your rent will be paid in a timely manner, and let them give the deadbeat the boot.

[HR636]

He eats your food and uses your soap? Fuck it, put a bullet in his head while he's sleeping. A couple pillows are an excellent make shift suppressor.

[Think]

He eats your food and uses your soap? Fuck it, put a bullet in his head while he's sleeping. A couple pillows are an excellent make shift suppressor.

You know from experience?

[ghostrider_9]

You know from experience?

Actually yes. The problem is that most pistols today are not a closed system, so even though you can muffle the noise from the barrell, there is still a significant amount of noise that escapes during the ejection cycle of the common semi-auto pistol. This coupled with the fact that the slide has a tendency to get snagged on the pillow itself makes it not nearly as usefull as it might seem. You are much better off either using something else as a silencer or using a different approach altogether . . .

Wait, was that too much information?

[puckstr]

Have him walk in on you then act surprised and try to hide your
large bag of Lie, a shovel, duct tape, chain saw and a bottle of Chloroform

[PROFLYER]

I'm with puckstr....

but seriously, have a talk, he should feel like an ass and stop.

Or call judge judy!

[HR636]

Actually yes. The problem is that most pistols today are not a closed system, so even though you can muffle the noise from the barrell, there is still a significant amount of noise that escapes during the ejection cycle of the common semi-auto pistol. This coupled with the fact that the slide has a tendency to get snagged on the pillow itself makes it not nearly as usefull as it might seem. You are much better off either using something else as a silencer or using a different approach altogether . . .

Wait, was that too much information?

Just install a heavier recoil spring, and use a heavier grain subsonic cartridge. The slide won't cycle. You don't need to worry about snagging the slide or a follow up shot because a round to the temple with a center fire cartridge is almost always fatal.

[ghostrider_9]

Just install a heavier recoil spring, and use a heavier grain subsonic cartridge. The slide won't cycle. You don't need to worry about snagging the slide or a follow up shot because a round to the temple with a center fire cartridge is almost always fatal.

If you wanted to be that techincal about it, just use a .22 deringer in said pillow. Less noise to begin with. No sounds escape through the ejection port. You could easily do this with someone just outside the room and never be heard . . . I'm just sayin . . .