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    Re: man Carl

    Code:
    % cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans
    
     % nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.
    
     % rm God
    rm: God nonexistent
    
     % ar t God
    ar: God does not exist]
    
     % ar r God
    ar: creating God
    
      % "How would you rate George Bush's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".
    
     % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].
    
     % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^
    Modifier failed.
    
     % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.
    
     % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. 
    
     % sleep with me
    bad character
    
     % got a light?
    No match.
    
     % man: why did you get a divorce? man::
    Too many arguments.
    
     % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.
    
     % %blow
    %blow: No such job.
    
     $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!
    I talk to programmers and am just amazed at the work they have done. I really wish i would have focused more on programing (if i ever get the time) Its amazing when i hear that the code someone came up with in the 90s (or 80s or 70s) is/was solid enough that its still in use today....

    One proggie I talked to didnt like the games availible for her son back in the 80s so she wrote her own for him....
    Last edited by TurboGizzmo; Tue Jan 20th, 2009 at 02:46 PM.
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