Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 24 of 31

Thread: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

  1. #1
    Right-Wing Nut-Job DavidofColorado's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Lakewood
    Posts
    3,098

    5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    I ripped this from a gun forum. lol

    David
    --------------------------------

    Earlier this week someone posted about women who are constantly flirting...with everyone. Here is a timely article from eHarmony.com:

    5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Men don't give these personalities a second thought.

    by eHarmony Staff




    Too often a day in the life of the dating world goes something like this: you meet someone, have a few conversations over the phone, go out once and then never see that person again.

    Sound familiar? Chances are while you were on your date you discovered a personality that you know you just can’t deal with. It’s not that your date was creepy or malicious; you just know that a long-term relationship with that person won't work out. Dating is not about putting people into categories, but there are some personalities that just make a person want to turn and run. You’ve read the 5 Types of Men that Women Avoid, and because we’re all about being fair to both sexes, we have the other side: Five Types of Women that Men Avoid.

    1) The Flirty-Bird

    Men love women who flirt. Men are drawn to a good flirt because besides being fun and charming, she’s definitely not shy. The flirter shows interest right off the bat, making the “getting to know you” aspect of courtship all the more easy. For a guy, not having to do all the work is a relief.

    But there’s a difference between a situational flirt and a serial flirt, and the latter is something that men just don’t want to deal with. A serial flirt giggles, touches, and tosses her hair at everyone: the best friend, the boss, the father. A woman who bats her lashes indiscriminately seems like a challenge at first—How do I get her to just pay attention to me?—but that game gets old really fast.

    After a while guys realize that the Flirty-Bird needs constant attention because she’s stricken with major self-esteem issues. An extremely confident and patient man may be able to deal with this kind of behavior, but he’ll probably run himself ragged before realizing that the Flirty-Bird isn’t worth his time.


    2) The Commitment-Phile

    Imagine that you’re a guy for a second. You meet a fantastic woman and you’re having a great first date. The lighting is just right and the food is perfect. You’re sharing a great conversation and just beginning to get comfortable when…WHAM! Your date starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and Big Lug, the name of your future dog.

    It puts a lot of pressure on a guy right off the bat. In any healthy relationship, the first couple of months—and especially the first couple of dates—should be kept light. A woman who fast-forwards to the happily ever after makes guys wonder if they really are her perfect match. With such a speedy narrative, perhaps her plans are all about fulfilling her dreams regardless of who is standing across from her at the altar.

    3) The Cling-On

    A needy nuisance, this gal can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She adopts his interests, calls 15 times a day and flies off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor his behavior. The Cling-On is more work than a relationship deserves. She is there at your beck and call and relies on you to entertain her because she basically has no life of her own. The Cling-On smothers any chance of a guy missing her by robbing him of energy and exhausting his patience with her demands.

    4) The Party Girl

    When men meet this ball of fun, they think she is the life of the party. She’s carefree, maybe a little wild, and from the outside looks like a person they may be interested in. Once they get a closer look, however, they realize that her entire life is a party. While a guaranteed good time may seem like a good idea, what will she be like in the sobering light of day?

    Her hilarious antics, outgoing personality and righteous dance moves are good in small doses, but the Party Girl doesn’t know the meaning of “closing time.” It’s hard to have a healthy relationship with a person who is masking major problems underneath his or her party hat. Plus, we all know that people who can't amuse themselves without mind-altering substances just aren’t any fun when the party is over.

    5) The Windbag

    Yakkity Yak. The Windbag is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seeming only concerned about what is going on in her life and sharing her prattling insights, this Chatty Cathy also has Drama-Queen tendencies (not good).

    The Windbag’s rambling renditions drive men crazy for obvious reasons, but they also make men feel a little obsolete since they can go on and on without anyone else’s input. Most people think it takes two to have a conversation, but not The Windbag.

    Women are more verbal than men and get a bad rep for being garrulous. The Windbag, however, doesn’t know that the sound of silence is golden. She needs to learn that the more you talk, the less you learn.

    Finding Ms. Right

    While there are exceptions to the aforementioned personality types, these gals present a tough road ahead. Although avoidance of women with potent personality types may make things easier, keep an open mind and remember that your perfect match may not come in the tidy little package that you envision.
    "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

  2. #2
    Senior Member jimwallace's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    canon city
    Posts
    1,185

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    holy crap, i had the flirty-bird. what they do fail to mention is that the guy who is confident and patient, if he holds out too long his confidence slowly gets hammered on and demolished, which leads to pushing him into the catagory of clingy. the funny thing is that some women manipulate guys to get them to become what they want and then once they have it, its not something they like and its the guys fault.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsashark View Post
    and you did it!



    the rest of us were just thinking it.

    http://www.myspace.com/adrenalineaddiction24


    01 zx9r
    99 r6 (race bike)

  3. #3
    Senior Member Tipys's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Dirty South
    Posts
    4,930

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by jimwallace View Post
    holy crap, i had the flirty-bird. what they do fail to mention is that the guy who is confident and patient, if he holds out too long his confidence slowly gets hammered on and demolished, which leads to pushing him into the catagory of clingy. the funny thing is that some women manipulate guys to get them to become what they want and then once they have it, its not something they like and its the guys fault.
    Couldnt agree more
    R.I.P. Lahela 10/12/1986-08/01/2008

    Want to become a super hero? http://www.donoralliance.org/info-page-1

    "I don't fail I just succeed at finding ways that don't work."
    Chris Titus



    CSC Spelling Bee Champ 2008 and 2009

  4. #4
    Douche Yearly Supporter Sortarican's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    LiDo
    Posts
    8,375

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Readers Digest Version:

    5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    1) The Flirty-Bird
    Whore.

    2) The Commitment-Phile
    Christian Whore.

    3) The Cling-On
    Stalker Whore.

    4) The Party Girl
    Coke-Whore.

    5) The Windbag
    Loud Whore.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

  5. #5
    Senior Member jimwallace's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    canon city
    Posts
    1,185

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    sounds right to me
    Quote Originally Posted by salsashark View Post
    and you did it!



    the rest of us were just thinking it.

    http://www.myspace.com/adrenalineaddiction24


    01 zx9r
    99 r6 (race bike)

  6. #6
    Geriatric Curmudgeon Lifetime Supporter Nick_Ninja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Gold Hill, CO
    Posts
    8,301

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    They all cost more than my bike to maintain $$$$$.
    "Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007

    "It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012

    I.B.A. # 14748 124@X - YRMV

  7. #7
    Senior Member Wyck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Who wants to know?
    Posts
    872

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    Readers Digest Version:

    5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    1) The Flirty-Bird
    Whore.

    2) The Commitment-Phile
    Christian Whore.

    3) The Cling-On
    Stalker Whore.

    4) The Party Girl
    Coke-Whore.

    5) The Windbag
    Loud Whore.
    The time to hesitate is through
    No time to wallow in the mire
    Try now we can only lose
    And our love become a funeral pyre


    07 cbr600rr - cookie
    02 yzf600r - sold

  8. #8
    Resident Hater Site Admin Canuck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    AWOL
    Posts
    2,003

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by Wyck View Post
    I agree. Thanks for the clarification Jeff.
    RIP Gene. You are a good friend that will be missed. I'm Gene Bazyl Bitch!!

  9. #9
    Senior Member jimwallace's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    canon city
    Posts
    1,185

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    did anyone think they could "get it" for FREE?!......It costs no matter what. Wives require lots, girlfriends need dates and gifts, hookers need money, one night stands typically require booze........so no matter what it costs something.....see....cant argue with logic.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsashark View Post
    and you did it!



    the rest of us were just thinking it.

    http://www.myspace.com/adrenalineaddiction24


    01 zx9r
    99 r6 (race bike)

  10. #10
    Senior Member = Buckeye Jess ='s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Denvah
    Posts
    2,280

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    lmao.. well there ya go!
    ~Jess~
    2010 Triumph Daytona 675 SE
    2008 Kawi GREEN Ninja 650R


    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?

  11. #11
    Douche Yearly Supporter Sortarican's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    LiDo
    Posts
    8,375

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by Canuck View Post
    I agree. Thanks for the clarification Jeff.
    Hey, just hope my experience can be of some use to others.
    I've been married to #'s 1-4.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

  12. #12
    The Asian Sensation Suki's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Wonderland, chasing the white rabbit.....
    Posts
    7,069

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    so save your pennies and invest in some tissue and vaselinnnna.

    curious, does the whole tissue and vaseline thing really mimick the real thing? anyone? is it like the sit on your hand until it goes numb theory?
    ~ Mrs. Pissy Pants ~
    "Saw It, Wanted It, Had a Fit, Got it!"
    1998 Grand Cherokee ~ 4.5" lift on 33's
    The Poserific Mall Crawler
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
    2001 Kawi ATV (Da dirty dirty-Sold) ~ 2006 GSXR 600 (Sold) ~ 1998 FZR 600 (Sold) Even the Jeep has been sold. feck.
    RIP Gene, 502

    Find me on Facebook!

  13. #13
    Senior Member = Buckeye Jess ='s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Denvah
    Posts
    2,280

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    not ever heard about that method before.. but even more interested in seeing if anybody is willing to answer
    ~Jess~
    2010 Triumph Daytona 675 SE
    2008 Kawi GREEN Ninja 650R


    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?

  14. #14
    Douche Yearly Supporter Sortarican's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    LiDo
    Posts
    8,375

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by Suki View Post
    curious, does the whole tissue and vaseline thing really mimick the real thing? anyone?
    It's vasilene THEN tissue....unless you're planning to decopauge your privates.
    I mean I'd imagine........not that I would know.

    Well there was this one time at band camp.......but that was after crafts class.......

    We were working with paper mache....and I was lonely.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

  15. #15
    The Asian Sensation Suki's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Wonderland, chasing the white rabbit.....
    Posts
    7,069

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    ooooh so it's not used together? i thought maybe you put a glob of vaseline on the tissue, work it in there real good then have at it... meh.
    ~ Mrs. Pissy Pants ~
    "Saw It, Wanted It, Had a Fit, Got it!"
    1998 Grand Cherokee ~ 4.5" lift on 33's
    The Poserific Mall Crawler
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
    2001 Kawi ATV (Da dirty dirty-Sold) ~ 2006 GSXR 600 (Sold) ~ 1998 FZR 600 (Sold) Even the Jeep has been sold. feck.
    RIP Gene, 502

    Find me on Facebook!

  16. #16
    Senior Member = Buckeye Jess ='s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Denvah
    Posts
    2,280

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    bwah ha ha! lol
    ~Jess~
    2010 Triumph Daytona 675 SE
    2008 Kawi GREEN Ninja 650R


    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?

  17. #17
    Senior Member Wyck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Who wants to know?
    Posts
    872

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by Suki View Post
    ooooh so it's not used together? i thought maybe you put a glob of vaseline on the tissue, work it in there real good then have at it... meh.
    OMG!!#!#! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
    The time to hesitate is through
    No time to wallow in the mire
    Try now we can only lose
    And our love become a funeral pyre


    07 cbr600rr - cookie
    02 yzf600r - sold

  18. #18
    Business in the front, party in the back! CYCLE_MONKEY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The white section of Aurora (Tallyn's Reach)
    Posts
    9,331

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    Readers Digest Version:

    5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    1) The Flirty-Bird
    Whore.

    2) The Commitment-Phile
    Christian Whore.

    3) The Cling-On
    Stalker Whore.

    4) The Party Girl
    Coke-Whore.

    5) The Windbag
    Loud Whore.
    Thanks for condensing that!
    --------------------------------------------------
    "...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

    -Theodore Roosevelt 1907
    --------------------------------------------------
    Blu/Wht '01 Gixxer 1K, '91 KX500
    --------------------------------------------------
    Tokin' SortaTalian
    (Pronounced: Kind-A-Dago)

  19. #19
    Business in the front, party in the back! CYCLE_MONKEY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The white section of Aurora (Tallyn's Reach)
    Posts
    9,331

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    Hey, just hope my experience can be of some use to others.
    I've been married to #'s 1-4.
    Funny, both of my X's were all 5, go figure.......
    --------------------------------------------------
    "...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

    -Theodore Roosevelt 1907
    --------------------------------------------------
    Blu/Wht '01 Gixxer 1K, '91 KX500
    --------------------------------------------------
    Tokin' SortaTalian
    (Pronounced: Kind-A-Dago)

  20. #20
    DIS-MEMBERED
    (Banned)
    bluerocket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    43

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLE_MONKEY View Post
    Funny, both of my X's were all 5, go figure.......

    Isn't your nickname "THE DOG WHISPERER" ???

  21. #21
    Business in the front, party in the back! CYCLE_MONKEY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The white section of Aurora (Tallyn's Reach)
    Posts
    9,331

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by bluerocket View Post
    Isn't your nickname "THE DOG WHISPERER" ???
    Isn't your nickname "The Cocksucker"?
    --------------------------------------------------
    "...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

    -Theodore Roosevelt 1907
    --------------------------------------------------
    Blu/Wht '01 Gixxer 1K, '91 KX500
    --------------------------------------------------
    Tokin' SortaTalian
    (Pronounced: Kind-A-Dago)

  22. #22
    DIS-MEMBERED
    (Banned)
    bluerocket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    43

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLE_MONKEY View Post
    Isn't your nickname "The 14 INCHER"?

    I don't like to brag.

  23. #23
    Business in the front, party in the back! CYCLE_MONKEY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The white section of Aurora (Tallyn's Reach)
    Posts
    9,331

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by bluerocket View Post
    I don't like to brag.
    Good, because you have no reason to.
    --------------------------------------------------
    "...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

    -Theodore Roosevelt 1907
    --------------------------------------------------
    Blu/Wht '01 Gixxer 1K, '91 KX500
    --------------------------------------------------
    Tokin' SortaTalian
    (Pronounced: Kind-A-Dago)

  24. #24
    DIS-MEMBERED
    (Banned)
    bluerocket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    43

    Re: 5 Types of Women that Men Avoid

    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLE_MONKEY View Post
    Good, because you have no reason to.

    Well, no, I didn't have my own TV show like you did.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf2Ozhlh00w

Similar Threads

  1. Why women can't sleep.
    By pilot in forum Non-Bike Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: Thu Jan 1st, 2009, 08:08 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •