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  1. Mon Dec 20th, 2004, 01:47 PM #1
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    the big O

    How do you give a grown women an orgasm?


























    who knows!
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  2. Mon Dec 20th, 2004, 04:36 PM #2
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    Re: the big O

    Women don't have orgasams, it just dosn't happen.
    See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up
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    Re: the big O

    Buy her something with DD batterys
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Tyler";p="163371
    Women don't have orgasams, it just dosn't happen.
    i beg to differ
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    Re: the big O

    it takes alot of this and some of this and a little of this and even some of this the real question is how can you get a grown women to assume this position on a daily basis
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    Re: the big O

    now that simply will never happen!
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    Re: the big O

    Guys... the Million Dollar answer: WHO CARES!!!!!

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    Re: the big O

    True
    See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up
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    Re: the big O

    Quote Originally Posted by Devil954";p="163386
    the real question is how can you get a grown women to assume this position on a daily basis
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    Re: the big O

    Um, did you notice that some of you guys just admitted to not knowing what your doing in the sack?

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    Re: the big O

    Quote Originally Posted by T-byrd";p="163644
    Um, did you notice that some of you guys just admitted to not knowing what your doing in the sack?

    Tanya

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    Re: the big O

    At some time you need to ask yourself the following question:

    • "Is the fuckin you're getting worth the fuckin you're gittin?"
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    Dietrich_r1 go back to fry'n eggs on the side walk and leave the grown ups to talk


    its a joke people.... told to me from someone else...
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    Re: the big O

    Quote Originally Posted by T-byrd";p="163644
    Um, did you notice that some of you guys just admitted to not knowing what your doing in the sack?

    Tanya
    Ya, so?
    See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up
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    you guys...must be doing it wrong...
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    Re: the big O



    :P :P :P :P

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    Re: the big O

    Grown woman? What is that supposed to mean?
    The real question is, how do you get a man to shut up and do what you tell him to? See, if you guys could learn that, us women would on a daily basis! And sometimes even a few times a day
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    Re: the big O

    Promises Promises...
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    Re: the big O

    Quote Originally Posted by purpgixxerchic";p="164269
    Grown woman? What is that supposed to mean?
    The real question is, how do you get a man to shut up and do what you tell him to? See, if you guys could learn that, us women would on a daily basis! And sometimes even a few times a day
    No way
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    Re: the big O

    Quote Originally Posted by T-byrd";p="163644
    Um, did you notice that some of you guys just admitted to not knowing what your doing in the sack?

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    Re: the big O

    FIREFIGHTR...

    I like the joke. I've just heard it w/ "who cares" as the punch line!

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    ha ha very good
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  23. Sun Mar 27th, 2005, 08:39 AM #23
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    Ozzy, why are you reviving a post that is 3 months old, are you trying to get enough posts to sell somethin?!? eh...eh....maybe....
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