Toss up any & all April Fool's Day jokes, shenanigans, websites, etc.
Deep Fried Pork Eclairs anyone?
http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/
Toss up any & all April Fool's Day jokes, shenanigans, websites, etc.
Deep Fried Pork Eclairs anyone?
http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/
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Dude! We Camoflauged your deer so you can hunt while you hunt!
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2007/0...age_deer_1.php
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^ It's funny, reading through the comments, most people don't realize it's an April fool's joke
Nathaniel
13 DRZ400SM (mine) -- 08 CBR 600RR (wife's) -- 06 GSX-R 600 (sold)I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.
On Alice 105 they had different DJs and said the other ones were let go. LAME!
07 GSXR 750
07 GSXR 600 (RIP)
Ok, Which of you twinkle toed numbnuts invoked the "A" word in front of Dana??
I'd like to personally thank you for bringing about the end of the world
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Their studio is right across the street from me. I feel like i work next to the inside of a truckstop toilet bowl.
First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
Did someone say Shenanigans?
'02 RC-51 - Street
'05 Pitster Pro 125 - Pitbike madness
Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to kill everyone you meet.
"Motorcycles tell us a more useful truth: we are small and exposed, and probably moving too fast for our own good, but that's no reason not to enjoy every minute of the ride."
~Dave Karlotski
Ok, who had the bet on post #8? Post #8 anyone? I know someone had to have bet that we wouldn't have made it past the 8th post without this picture showing up
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Here's a good one from UFC.com
~Brandon~
Aprilia RSV 1000 R Factory - "Gemma"
MV Agusta F3 800 - "Amy Lou"
Rattan Fat Bear Plus - "Lynda"
(720) 935-6438
I rarely think of motorcycles without a little yearning. They are about moving, and humans, I think, yearn to move – it’s in our cells, in our desires. We quiet our babies with cyclic movement, and we quiet ourselves by going.
Melissa Holbrook Pierson
suɐƃıuɐuǝɥs ʎɐp sןooɟ ןıɹdɐ pooƃ ʎuɐ ǝǝs oʇ ʇǝʎ ǝʌ,ı
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
Wayne, that's not April fool's day, that's national act like a retard day
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stand on your head & read it, Carrie.
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lol...I probably could...just get a couple drinks in me!
07 GSXR 750
07 GSXR 600 (RIP)
Thanks, Jim
TFOG Wheelsports, LLC
www.tfogracing.com
303-216-2400
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "undocumented pharmacist"
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/msg/1103167697.html
Fellow Craigslist musicians;
Thank you for your interest in the Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier amp. It is in pristine cosmetic condition, operates flawlessly, and sounds heavenly. The tubes have seen minimal use at moderate volumes.
I do regret that the amp is NOT for sale, nor will it be in the foreseeable future. Happy April fool’s day to you, and yes, one of you even figured that out. There are a number of you that responded to this ad that have failed to follow through with deals we have made in the past…you negotiate…and then WOW, you no longer have the money, can’t make it, etc… etc (you know which ones YOU ARE!) Interestingly enough, you miraculously have $400, significantly more than our agreement(s) (yes, some of you are repeat offenders) and can pick up the item the same day! Please, enlighten me as to what has changed?
On a side note, I would like to thank the six individuals that pointed out the fact that this amp may be worth more than $400, it leaves me with some faith that there are a handful of HONEST people left in our society today. On the contrary, “JC,” you are an ass hole. Offering $200 for an amp that runs $1,800 new! I sincerely hope you never fall on rough times yourself (cough…bull shit…cough)!
Best wishes with your musical endeavors!
"6 pairs of kicks is my definition of 12 steps"
Dials Colorado Women's Correctional Facility number, 719/269-4704
Hello! What's the cell number for the bitch?
Sir, you'll have to be more specific...
It works! Slow in, Fast out
"Sarcasm is difficult to convey on the internet, especially if the people reading it don't know you personally". By Spiderman
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument. By Rufus Choate
Be smart, be nice, do what'cha love and always have fun.
Let food be your medicine, and medicine be your food. - Hippocrates
I will use treatment to help the sick. I will never use it to injure them or wrong them. I will not give poison to anyone. - The Hippocratic Oath
I think the cooler part of this one is the little note on the right side of the page...
It's the Tauntaun sleeping bag!!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html
Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.