Basically anything that "you all" wear sucks. Anything that I wear doesn't. And yes, Matty, sad to say that includes your wardrobe too. Although I do own some Quicksilver surfwear, so Matty's wardrobe sucks slightly less than the rest of you.
Bonfils doesn't take my blood, so I don't get any good swag... Yet another avenue of sartorial elegance shut down.