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    Jessica does not know how good she had it.

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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    He must not like Star Wars very much
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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    How did you get a hold of my letter??
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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    Quote Originally Posted by asp_125 View Post
    How did you get a hold of my letter??
    What are you doing hitting on my niece?

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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    MedicJess???

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    Quote Originally Posted by asp_125 View Post
    How did you get a hold of my letter??
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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    There's not a girl I know that doesn't get wet when I tell her I want to crawl up inside her like a tauntaun. Mojo, he haz it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shea View Post
    There's not a girl I know that doesn't get wet when I tell her I want to crawl up inside her like a tauntaun. Mojo, he haz it.
    that made me almost blow my drink out my nose, toofunny
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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    At least He didn't misspell anything... I give him an A+ for his grammar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shea View Post
    There's not a girl I know that doesn't get wet when I tell her I want to crawl up inside her like a tauntaun. Mojo, he haz it.
    Jessica should take it as a compliment......at least until someone says "Ugh! And I thought she smelled bad ...on the outside."

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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    Quote Originally Posted by CaneZach View Post
    MedicJess???
    funny... i was thinking the same thing...
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    awesome -- love it!!!! still laughing on the inside.

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    Stop posting those letters! I get tired of changing my name each time one catches up to me.
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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    Ummm, if you know this guy, could you get me his digits!? Jessica's loss. I bet he has a sweet setup in his mom's basement! HOT!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dchd1130 View Post
    Now that's a wonderful meltdown....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Live4theMoment View Post
    Ummm, if you know this guy, could you get me his digits!? Jessica's loss. I bet he has a sweet setup in his mom's basement! HOT!!
    I'll PM you my contact info. I mean, if that's what your into.
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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    Quote Originally Posted by CaneZach View Post
    MedicJess???
    Holy hell! I must've missed one when I burnt all the letters from my ex!

    Quote Originally Posted by SumoWeezle View Post
    funny... i was thinking the same thing...
    LOL..I hafta admit I was almost hesitant to open this thread at first.
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    That would be a great letter to send to an ex if they break up with you. I may do that if I ever get the chance. How glorious a day that would be.

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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    screw canitapthat.com

    it should be canicrawlinsideyoulikeatauntaun.com

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    Re: Jessica does not know how good she had it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Filo View Post
    I'll PM you my contact info. I mean, if that's what your into.
    Only if u promise to take me to Comi-con (spelling?) and dress up like a Wookie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Live4theMoment View Post
    Only if u promise to take me to Comi-con (spelling?) and dress up like a Wookie!

    Is that before or after leveling up as far as possible on WoW?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sag View Post
    screw canitapthat.com

    it should be canicrawlinsideyoulikeatauntaun.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by Live4theMoment View Post
    Only if u promise to take me to Comi-con (spelling?) and dress up like a Wookie!

    Only if you dress up in a metal bikini...
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