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    Redneck Lent

    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

    But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent,
    they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

    After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish".
    "With every broken bone, I swear I lived."


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    Re: Redneck Lent

    Lol. I should try that sometime.
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    Re: Redneck Lent

    >.< right?
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    Re: Redneck Lent

    I love how all encompassing this joke is. Points at the absurdity of religion and rednecks all at the same time!
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